Why do eggs hate jokes?

Raha (Guest) on September 16, 2022

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Aziza (Guest) on September 15, 2022

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Hashim (Guest) on September 6, 2022

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Hawa (Guest) on August 29, 2022

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Arifa (Guest) on August 27, 2022

😄 Perfect joke!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 20, 2022

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Masika (Guest) on August 6, 2022

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 5, 2022

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Wande (Guest) on August 4, 2022

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 30, 2022

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 29, 2022

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 29, 2022

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 22, 2022

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Athumani (Guest) on July 20, 2022

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Zuhura (Guest) on July 20, 2022

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Victor Malima (Guest) on July 10, 2022

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 29, 2022

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Shabani (Guest) on June 28, 2022

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 26, 2022

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Asha (Guest) on June 12, 2022

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 9, 2022

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Maulid (Guest) on June 8, 2022

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Mchawi (Guest) on May 26, 2022

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 26, 2022

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Kijakazi (Guest) on May 17, 2022

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 12, 2022

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Arifa (Guest) on May 9, 2022

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on May 3, 2022

🤣 Pure genius!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 3, 2022

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 28, 2022

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Hawa (Guest) on April 16, 2022

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 10, 2022

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 10, 2022

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Hamida (Guest) on April 9, 2022

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 2, 2022

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Mashaka (Guest) on March 31, 2022

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

David Musyoka (Guest) on March 26, 2022

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Nahida (Guest) on March 14, 2022

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 2, 2022

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 27, 2022

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Mwanaidi (Guest) on February 27, 2022

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Zainab (Guest) on February 25, 2022

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Nuru (Guest) on February 25, 2022

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Alice Mrema (Guest) on February 23, 2022

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Baridi (Guest) on February 15, 2022

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

James Kimani (Guest) on February 9, 2022

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Umi (Guest) on February 7, 2022

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Athumani (Guest) on January 29, 2022

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 23, 2022

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Omar (Guest) on January 18, 2022

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Josephine (Guest) on January 8, 2022

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Maimuna (Guest) on January 5, 2022

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 29, 2021

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Hassan (Guest) on December 27, 2021

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Grace Minja (Guest) on December 22, 2021

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 21, 2021

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 18, 2021

Thanks Ackyshine

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 17, 2021

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 3, 2021

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 22, 2021

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅