Short Answer: The leek! π£ββοΈπΏ
Explanation: You should never invite a leek on a boat trip because it might just leek all over the place and sink the whole boat! Plus, it would definitely make a terrible boatmate, always getting tangled up in the oars and seaweed. Better to keep the leek on dry land where it can't cause any aquatic chaos! π
Selemani (Guest) on November 4, 2022
π You got me!
Latifa (Guest) on November 1, 2022
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
Abdillah (Guest) on October 23, 2022
I havenβt lost my mind. Itβs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πΎπ€―
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 21, 2022
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 10, 2022
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 8, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. π©β
Grace Minja (Guest) on September 27, 2022
π Iβm dying over here!
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 14, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
Baraka (Guest) on August 28, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 27, 2022
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
Maneno (Guest) on August 17, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on August 13, 2022
I love my computer because my friends live in it. π»π
Amina (Guest) on August 8, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Ahmed (Guest) on August 3, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. π±πΌ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 1, 2022
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youβre innocent.' π¬π
Kijakazi (Guest) on July 31, 2022
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 23, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ
George Tenga (Guest) on July 6, 2022
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβit fixes everything. π·π
Sumaya (Guest) on July 2, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π π ββοΈ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 24, 2022
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
Safiya (Guest) on June 21, 2022
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 19, 2022
Iβve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnβt say that' to 'What the heck, letβs see what happens'. π€·ββοΈπ€
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 3, 2022
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
Baraka (Guest) on June 1, 2022
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 1, 2022
This joke deserves an award! π
Maida (Guest) on May 24, 2022
π Too good!
Nyota (Guest) on May 15, 2022
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 9, 2022
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
Sarafina (Guest) on May 5, 2022
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 28, 2022
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! πΆπ§»
Khalifa (Guest) on April 17, 2022
Sometimes I drink waterβjust to surprise my liver. π₯€π
Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 3, 2022
π This is pure brilliance!
James Malima (Guest) on April 2, 2022
My life feels like a test I didnβt study for. ππ€―
Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 31, 2022
Iβm not saying Iβm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? π¦ΈββοΈπ€«
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 31, 2022
π€£ Brilliant joke!
Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 27, 2022
Whatβs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! π°π€
Mwanais (Guest) on March 25, 2022
π This is a keeper!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 24, 2022
π I needed that!
Hawa (Guest) on March 22, 2022
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Sharifa (Guest) on March 14, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ππ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 5, 2022
π This is too funny!
Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 26, 2022
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
Salum (Guest) on February 14, 2022
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! π π
Zawadi (Guest) on February 8, 2022
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. π©π
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 5, 2022
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
Latifa (Guest) on February 2, 2022
π Mood instantly lifted!
Habiba (Guest) on January 29, 2022
π Laughing so hard right now!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 28, 2022
If stress burned calories, Iβd be a supermodel. π₯π
John Mwangi (Guest) on January 11, 2022
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
Victor Malima (Guest) on December 19, 2021
I like long walksβespecially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Hashim (Guest) on December 10, 2021
Life is too short to wear boring socks. π§¦π
Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 9, 2021
I canβt cook, but I can follow directionsβso if I fail, itβs the recipeβs fault. π³π€·ββοΈ
David Kawawa (Guest) on December 5, 2021
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. π΅πΆββοΈ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on November 27, 2021
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
Masika (Guest) on November 27, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 20, 2021
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 6, 2021
Whoever said money canβt buy happiness didnβt know where to shop. π΅ποΈ
Tabu (Guest) on November 2, 2021
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
Zulekha (Guest) on October 16, 2021
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
John Mwangi (Guest) on October 7, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ποΈπ΄