Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 3, 2022

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 25, 2022

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Yusra (Guest) on October 24, 2022

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 13, 2022

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Yusuf (Guest) on October 10, 2022

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Zawadi (Guest) on October 8, 2022

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Nuru (Guest) on September 25, 2022

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Mwakisu (Guest) on September 8, 2022

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 20, 2022

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Safiya (Guest) on July 30, 2022

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Maimuna (Guest) on July 22, 2022

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 21, 2022

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 17, 2022

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Zainab (Guest) on July 12, 2022

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 26, 2022

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Tabu (Guest) on June 23, 2022

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Hassan (Guest) on June 17, 2022

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Abdillah (Guest) on June 15, 2022

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 2, 2022

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Nahida (Guest) on May 24, 2022

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Husna (Guest) on May 23, 2022

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Paul Kamau (Guest) on May 22, 2022

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Sofia (Guest) on May 22, 2022

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on May 21, 2022

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Nuru (Guest) on May 18, 2022

😄 What a joke!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 16, 2022

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Salum (Guest) on May 16, 2022

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 16, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 12, 2022

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 5, 2022

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Abdillah (Guest) on April 14, 2022

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Azima (Guest) on April 9, 2022

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 30, 2022

🤣 This one got me good!

Mchawi (Guest) on March 27, 2022

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 6, 2022

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Biashara (Guest) on February 27, 2022

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on February 25, 2022

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

George Tenga (Guest) on February 24, 2022

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 20, 2022

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on February 18, 2022

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Yusra (Guest) on February 9, 2022

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Nahida (Guest) on February 7, 2022

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 28, 2022

😄 You got me good!

Shamsa (Guest) on January 24, 2022

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Leila (Guest) on January 21, 2022

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 18, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Kijakazi (Guest) on January 14, 2022

😆 Bookmarking this!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on January 12, 2022

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 28, 2021

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 16, 2021

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 16, 2021

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 8, 2021

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 5, 2021

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Mchawi (Guest) on November 2, 2021

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 31, 2021

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Nyota (Guest) on October 29, 2021

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Nyota (Guest) on October 27, 2021

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 26, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 22, 2021

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Binti (Guest) on October 19, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬