Short Answer: ๐ The shopping trolley can carry a load of groceries, while the university vice chancellor carries a load of paperwork! ๐๐ผ
Explanation: The shopping trolley is used to transport groceries in a supermarket, while the university vice chancellor is responsible for administrative tasks and paperwork at the university. The humorous twist lies in comparing the physical load of groceries in a trolley to the metaphorical load of paperwork that the vice chancellor has to handle. It adds a lighthearted touch to the question, making it funny and amusing.
Maimuna (Guest) on October 28, 2022
This joke deserves an award! ๐
George Tenga (Guest) on October 23, 2022
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 21, 2022
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
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If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 18, 2022
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on October 18, 2022
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on October 11, 2022
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
George Ndungu (Guest) on September 30, 2022
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 27, 2022
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
John Mushi (Guest) on September 25, 2022
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 22, 2022
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 17, 2022
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 13, 2022
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 8, 2022
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 3, 2022
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 3, 2022
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 29, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 22, 2022
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on August 12, 2022
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on August 11, 2022
๐ This just made my day!
Zubeida (Guest) on August 9, 2022
๐ That punchline!
Shani (Guest) on August 5, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 4, 2022
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
Rahma (Guest) on July 31, 2022
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Khadija (Guest) on July 30, 2022
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 26, 2022
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 26, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Arifa (Guest) on July 21, 2022
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Rubea (Guest) on July 1, 2022
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on June 21, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 19, 2022
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on May 23, 2022
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 19, 2022
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Hawa (Guest) on May 13, 2022
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 11, 2022
๐ This is a keeper!
Asha (Guest) on May 3, 2022
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
Nashon (Guest) on May 2, 2022
๐ Gotta save this!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 15, 2022
๐ Instant mood boost!
Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 10, 2022
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 9, 2022
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Nassar (Guest) on April 6, 2022
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Amani (Guest) on March 30, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Anna Malela (Guest) on March 25, 2022
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
David Chacha (Guest) on March 17, 2022
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Rukia (Guest) on March 13, 2022
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 13, 2022
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 11, 2022
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Mwakisu (Guest) on March 11, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Mustafa (Guest) on March 1, 2022
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Mchawi (Guest) on February 21, 2022
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 13, 2022
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Nasra (Guest) on January 23, 2022
Thanks Ackyshine
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 23, 2022
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 17, 2022
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Issack (Guest) on January 6, 2022
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 5, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Mwanaidi (Guest) on January 4, 2022
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Maulid (Guest) on January 2, 2022
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 31, 2021
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Hawa (Guest) on December 24, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง