A spider's favorite thing to do on a computer is... WEB-surfing! π·οΈπ₯οΈπββοΈ
Explanation: Spiders are known for creating intricate webs, so it's only natural that their favorite activity on a computer would be web-surfing! It's a pun that combines the spider's affinity for webs with the common term "web-surfing" which refers to browsing the internet. πΈοΈπ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 15, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 8, 2022
Whatβs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! π°π€
Sekela (Guest) on October 6, 2022
π Too good!
Jamal (Guest) on October 2, 2022
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πΊπ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 1, 2022
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on September 30, 2022
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! π΄ββοΈπ΄
Kazija (Guest) on September 21, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnβt tried chocolate. π«π
Chum (Guest) on September 18, 2022
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
Abubakar (Guest) on September 16, 2022
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite letter? You think itβs R, but it be the C! π΄ββ οΈπ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 7, 2022
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 6, 2022
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
Omari (Guest) on August 30, 2022
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
Nchi (Guest) on August 27, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ππ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 18, 2022
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ
George Tenga (Guest) on August 17, 2022
I think my guardian angel drinks. ππ·
Amina (Guest) on August 13, 2022
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 9, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 1, 2022
π Iβm still chuckling at this!
John Mushi (Guest) on July 28, 2022
π€£ Pure genius!
Rahim (Guest) on July 22, 2022
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 17, 2022
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβit fixes everything. π·π
Sultan (Guest) on July 13, 2022
π Bookmarking this!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 27, 2022
Why donβt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! π½π
Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 27, 2022
π That punchline!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 27, 2022
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! π§π
John Mwangi (Guest) on June 24, 2022
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 21, 2022
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ππ€
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 20, 2022
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 18, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ππ€‘
Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 13, 2022
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
Mchawi (Guest) on June 13, 2022
Whatβs a ghostβs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! π»π₯§
Kiza (Guest) on June 11, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
Khadija (Guest) on June 11, 2022
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
John Mwangi (Guest) on June 4, 2022
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
Mtumwa (Guest) on May 20, 2022
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 19, 2022
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 5, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 29, 2022
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! π
Mustafa (Guest) on April 26, 2022
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 12, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 23, 2022
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 21, 2022
This joke is going straight to my favorites! π
Nyota (Guest) on March 19, 2022
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. π₯π©
Mzee (Guest) on March 18, 2022
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
Chiku (Guest) on March 15, 2022
Whoever said money canβt buy happiness didnβt know where to shop. π΅ποΈ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 13, 2022
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 5, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on February 28, 2022
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 27, 2022
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
Daniel Obura (Guest) on February 22, 2022
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 19, 2022
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ππ¬
Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 15, 2022
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! π π
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 30, 2022
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
Ali (Guest) on January 29, 2022
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 16, 2022
π Iβm saving this one!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 11, 2022
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. π°π
Nyota (Guest) on January 10, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 4, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππ
Safiya (Guest) on January 1, 2022
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 31, 2021
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄