Short answer: He got twelve months!
Explanation: Well, you see, when the man stole the calendar from the store, he thought he was just getting a free calendar. Little did he know, calendars have a way of keeping track of time. So, instead of escaping with his loot, he ended up with twelve whole months of his life! Talk about a hilarious twist of fate! ๐คฃ๐
Mwagonda (Guest) on February 9, 2023
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 4, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
Mwanais (Guest) on February 1, 2023
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 28, 2023
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 24, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mchawi (Guest) on January 20, 2023
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Neema (Guest) on January 1, 2023
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 1, 2023
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Sharifa (Guest) on December 15, 2022
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 10, 2022
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 10, 2022
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Tabu (Guest) on November 26, 2022
๐ I needed that!
George Wanjala (Guest) on November 9, 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Ibrahim (Guest) on November 1, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Mohamed (Guest) on October 19, 2022
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Arifa (Guest) on October 9, 2022
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Bakari (Guest) on September 27, 2022
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 25, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 25, 2022
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 20, 2022
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Kahina (Guest) on September 15, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Maulid (Guest) on September 15, 2022
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 13, 2022
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 11, 2022
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Mwinyi (Guest) on August 30, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 26, 2022
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on August 19, 2022
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 6, 2022
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Fadhili (Guest) on August 2, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Arifa (Guest) on July 27, 2022
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Selemani (Guest) on July 18, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Rashid (Guest) on July 17, 2022
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 13, 2022
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Zulekha (Guest) on July 4, 2022
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Zakia (Guest) on July 2, 2022
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Muslima (Guest) on June 14, 2022
๐ Sharing right away!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 11, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 26, 2022
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 22, 2022
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Shabani (Guest) on May 18, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 24, 2022
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 22, 2022
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Tambwe (Guest) on April 21, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 10, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 7, 2022
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 31, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 31, 2022
๐ You got me!
Azima (Guest) on March 11, 2022
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Nassar (Guest) on March 4, 2022
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 2, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Mazrui (Guest) on March 1, 2022
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 18, 2022
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Zuhura (Guest) on February 17, 2022
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on February 15, 2022
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 11, 2022
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Kheri (Guest) on February 4, 2022
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Anna Mchome (Guest) on January 25, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 23, 2022
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 17, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Kheri (Guest) on January 2, 2022
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐