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MWANAHARAKATI: Hawa nguruwe unawalishanini?
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MFUGAJI: Nawalisha mabaki ya chakula toka migahawa mbalimbali
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MWANAHARAKATI: Hayo ni makosa unawatesawanyama kwa kuwalisha chakula kichafu. Akapigwa faini… Baada ya siku chache wakaja wanaharakati toka Umoja wa Mataifa
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MWANAHARAKATI: Hawa nguruwe unawalisha nini?
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MFUGAJI: Huwa nawaanzia siku na uji wa ulezi, halafu mikate, mchana ugali kwa kabeji na usiku viazi
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MWANAHARAKATI: Loh watu wanakufa kwa njaa wewe unalisha nguruwe, akapigwa faini….siku chache baadae wakaja wanaharakati wa Mazingira
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MWANAHARAKATI: Hawa nguruwe unawalisha nini?
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MFUGAJI: (Kwanza akasita kidogo) Hawa huwa nawapa shilingi alfu tano kila mmoja kila siku halafu wao wenyewe wanaenda kununua chakula wanachokitaka.. .


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