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Why do eggs hate jokes?

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Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿ˜‚


Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿ˜„

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Kheri (Guest) on September 12, 2023

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ 

Mwajuma (Guest) on September 11, 2023

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฅ

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Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿงต

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Iโ€™m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐Ÿ•โœจ

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How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐Ÿ•โธ๏ธ

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I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ“…

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I donโ€™t suffer from insanityโ€”I enjoy every minute of it. ๐Ÿคชโณ

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Iโ€™ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐Ÿš‰๐Ÿ˜…

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I canโ€™t adult today. Please donโ€™t make me adult. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿงธ

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You know youโ€™re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐ŸŽ‰

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Whatโ€™s a frogโ€™s favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿญ

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I donโ€™t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคช

Selemani (Guest) on July 8, 2023

๐Ÿ˜… Needed this laugh, thanks!

Hassan (Guest) on July 4, 2023

Iโ€™m not weird, Iโ€™m limited edition. ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ˜œ

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 28, 2023

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐ŸŸโš–๏ธ

Omar (Guest) on June 27, 2023

Why donโ€™t you write with a broken pencil? Because itโ€™s pointless! โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on June 11, 2023

Iโ€™m not weird; Iโ€™m limited edition. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿฆ„

Khalifa (Guest) on June 8, 2023

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘‹

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 5, 2023

Whatโ€™s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐Ÿช‚๐ŸŒ

Kazija (Guest) on June 4, 2023

Calories donโ€™t count if you eat with friends. ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Hamida (Guest) on May 30, 2023

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ

Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 7, 2023

Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐Ÿงฆ๐ŸŽ‰

Josephine (Guest) on May 1, 2023

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโ€™t fit them in their trunks! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ“ฑ

Samuel Were (Guest) on April 29, 2023

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 15, 2023

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐Ÿšจ

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 8, 2023

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ˜ด

Issa (Guest) on March 27, 2023

What do you call a snowmanโ€™s dog? A slush puppy! โ›„๐Ÿ•

Kijakazi (Guest) on March 18, 2023

Why donโ€™t skeletons go to scary movies? They donโ€™t have the guts! ๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŽฌ

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 9, 2023

Why canโ€™t you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโ€™ll let it go! ๐ŸŽˆโ„๏ธ

Kahina (Guest) on March 9, 2023

Iโ€™m on a whiskey diet. Iโ€™ve lost three days already. ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿ˜‚

Faiza (Guest) on March 7, 2023

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš–๏ธ๐Ÿ‘”

Masika (Guest) on March 1, 2023

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐Ÿ’ผ

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on February 25, 2023

If stress burned calories, Iโ€™d be a supermodel. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜…

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on February 23, 2023

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐Ÿฆจโš–๏ธ

Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 21, 2023

Whoever said money canโ€™t buy happiness didnโ€™t know where to shop. ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ›๏ธ

Neema (Guest) on February 15, 2023

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐Ÿ˜ด

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 4, 2023

This just made my coffee break so much better! โ˜•๐Ÿ˜†

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 1, 2023

๐Ÿ˜‚ Canโ€™t wait to share this!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on January 16, 2023

Whatโ€™s a snakeโ€™s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“š

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Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐Ÿ‘ โšฝ

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 11, 2023

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 22, 2022

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ’ป

Safiya (Guest) on December 21, 2022

Why couldnโ€™t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿ˜…

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Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโ€™t peeling well! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿค’

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Why donโ€™t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐Ÿฆˆ๐Ÿคก

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 16, 2022

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐Ÿฅœ๐Ÿ™

Mwachumu (Guest) on November 13, 2022

๐Ÿคฃ This joke is too good!

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The road to success is always under construction. ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿ—๏ธ

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My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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๐Ÿ˜… I needed that laugh!

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Whatโ€™s brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿ˜‚

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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’ญ

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๐Ÿ˜ Best laugh of the day!

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿค”

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If you think nobody cares if youโ€™re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ต

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What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿš—

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