What do you call a worm with no teeth?

Umi (Guest) on September 13, 2023

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 2, 2023

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 29, 2023

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Jaffar (Guest) on August 23, 2023

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 13, 2023

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 6, 2023

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 5, 2023

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

James Kawawa (Guest) on August 4, 2023

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 3, 2023

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Nashon (Guest) on August 2, 2023

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 2, 2023

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 28, 2023

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 27, 2023

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Shabani (Guest) on July 26, 2023

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 23, 2023

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Zawadi (Guest) on July 19, 2023

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Baridi (Guest) on July 19, 2023

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

David Chacha (Guest) on July 13, 2023

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 10, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Maulid (Guest) on July 6, 2023

😂 So funny!

Khamis (Guest) on June 30, 2023

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 29, 2023

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 23, 2023

😂 This joke just made my day!

Mchuma (Guest) on June 6, 2023

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 30, 2023

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

John Malisa (Guest) on May 25, 2023

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 22, 2023

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

John Mushi (Guest) on May 21, 2023

🤣 Sending this now!

Asha (Guest) on May 20, 2023

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 20, 2023

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 17, 2023

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Yusuf (Guest) on May 12, 2023

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 11, 2023

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Jamila (Guest) on May 5, 2023

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Salima (Guest) on April 30, 2023

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 18, 2023

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Patrick Akech (Guest) on April 17, 2023

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Rukia (Guest) on April 17, 2023

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 15, 2023

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 10, 2023

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 7, 2023

🤣 Pure genius!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 5, 2023

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 28, 2023

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 22, 2023

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Omar (Guest) on March 21, 2023

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 16, 2023

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 12, 2023

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 3, 2023

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 23, 2023

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 20, 2023

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

George Mallya (Guest) on February 11, 2023

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

John Mwangi (Guest) on February 8, 2023

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Chiku (Guest) on February 7, 2023

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

John Lissu (Guest) on February 7, 2023

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Selemani (Guest) on January 30, 2023

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Saidi (Guest) on January 29, 2023

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Sarafina (Guest) on January 19, 2023

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Tabu (Guest) on January 13, 2023

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on January 3, 2023

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 30, 2022

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!