What dies but never lives?

Hamida (Guest) on September 17, 2023

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Nassar (Guest) on August 21, 2023

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 18, 2023

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

David Chacha (Guest) on August 12, 2023

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 8, 2023

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Rahma (Guest) on August 5, 2023

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 26, 2023

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 22, 2023

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Khatib (Guest) on July 20, 2023

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Raha (Guest) on July 12, 2023

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 11, 2023

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Rabia (Guest) on June 28, 2023

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Issack (Guest) on June 26, 2023

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Binti (Guest) on June 23, 2023

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Kahina (Guest) on June 8, 2023

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Mwakisu (Guest) on June 2, 2023

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 2, 2023

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Irene Makena (Guest) on May 23, 2023

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 13, 2023

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on April 30, 2023

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 25, 2023

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Hekima (Guest) on April 25, 2023

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 22, 2023

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Anna Malela (Guest) on April 21, 2023

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 20, 2023

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 20, 2023

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Wande (Guest) on April 18, 2023

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Baraka (Guest) on April 1, 2023

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 31, 2023

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Maimuna (Guest) on March 15, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Mtumwa (Guest) on March 9, 2023

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Makame (Guest) on February 28, 2023

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

James Malima (Guest) on February 23, 2023

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Chiku (Guest) on February 18, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 10, 2023

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 1, 2023

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 30, 2023

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

James Kimani (Guest) on January 23, 2023

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Jafari (Guest) on January 19, 2023

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 12, 2023

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Charles Mchome (Guest) on January 9, 2023

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 5, 2023

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Mwachumu (Guest) on January 4, 2023

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

George Ndungu (Guest) on January 2, 2023

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 30, 2022

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 30, 2022

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Safiya (Guest) on December 28, 2022

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Khalifa (Guest) on December 17, 2022

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 9, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 22, 2022

😂 This joke just made my day!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 20, 2022

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 9, 2022

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Maneno (Guest) on October 2, 2022

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 28, 2022

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 26, 2022

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 21, 2022

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on September 5, 2022

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 27, 2022

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Safiya (Guest) on August 27, 2022

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

George Ndungu (Guest) on August 19, 2022

🤣 Pure genius!