What do you call two birds in love?

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 1, 2016

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 30, 2016

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Saidi (Guest) on January 23, 2016

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 19, 2016

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 11, 2016

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Jaffar (Guest) on January 6, 2016

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 2, 2016

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Amir (Guest) on December 26, 2015

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 23, 2015

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on November 29, 2015

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Bahati (Guest) on November 29, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 26, 2015

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on November 24, 2015

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Husna (Guest) on November 24, 2015

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 15, 2015

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Francis Mrope (Guest) on November 12, 2015

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 8, 2015

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Omari (Guest) on October 30, 2015

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Tabu (Guest) on October 26, 2015

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Leila (Guest) on October 24, 2015

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

James Malima (Guest) on October 23, 2015

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 12, 2015

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Jafari (Guest) on October 4, 2015

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Samuel Were (Guest) on October 3, 2015

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Mariam (Guest) on October 3, 2015

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 28, 2015

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 27, 2015

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 16, 2015

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 27, 2015

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 22, 2015

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Khalifa (Guest) on August 12, 2015

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on August 7, 2015

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Nassar (Guest) on July 25, 2015

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 3, 2015

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 3, 2015

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Halima (Guest) on July 2, 2015

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Shamim (Guest) on July 2, 2015

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

John Malisa (Guest) on June 26, 2015

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 25, 2015

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 21, 2015

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Mashaka (Guest) on June 15, 2015

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 14, 2015

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

David Nyerere (Guest) on June 5, 2015

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Grace Minja (Guest) on May 24, 2015

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on May 20, 2015

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Ndoto (Guest) on May 18, 2015

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 12, 2015

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Sekela (Guest) on May 1, 2015

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 27, 2015

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 25, 2015

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 22, 2015

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 19, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Ndoto (Guest) on April 17, 2015

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 13, 2015

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 4, 2015

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 2, 2015

😆 Totally hilarious!

Husna (Guest) on March 24, 2015

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Sarafina (Guest) on March 24, 2015

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 11, 2015

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 6, 2015

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭