Short Answer: Because it was horsing around too much! ๐ด๐
Explanation: The pony got detention because it couldn't resist its mischievous nature and kept horsing around, probably galloping in the hallways or causing commotion in class. It just couldn't resist the temptation to have some playful fun! But alas, even our adorable pony friend needs to learn the importance of good behavior. So, detention it is! ๐๐พ๐
Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 14, 2016
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Binti (Guest) on March 7, 2016
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Victor Malima (Guest) on March 5, 2016
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 28, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 27, 2016
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 27, 2016
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 18, 2016
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Mustafa (Guest) on January 31, 2016
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Leila (Guest) on January 30, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Hekima (Guest) on January 28, 2016
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 26, 2016
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 25, 2016
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Abdullah (Guest) on January 20, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
James Malima (Guest) on January 20, 2016
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Biashara (Guest) on January 15, 2016
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Maneno (Guest) on December 29, 2015
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 29, 2015
๐ Nailed it!
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 17, 2015
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
Neema (Guest) on December 11, 2015
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 5, 2015
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 27, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Ibrahim (Guest) on November 25, 2015
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Mustafa (Guest) on November 10, 2015
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 9, 2015
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 31, 2015
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 22, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 21, 2015
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Mtumwa (Guest) on October 21, 2015
๐ This is gold!
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 1, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 23, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 18, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
John Kamande (Guest) on September 15, 2015
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 6, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Abdillah (Guest) on August 18, 2015
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 17, 2015
๐ I needed that laugh!
Binti (Guest) on August 13, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 9, 2015
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Hawa (Guest) on August 3, 2015
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Chum (Guest) on August 3, 2015
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Hawa (Guest) on August 3, 2015
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 25, 2015
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Grace Minja (Guest) on July 22, 2015
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 17, 2015
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Kazija (Guest) on July 13, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Mazrui (Guest) on July 6, 2015
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 20, 2015
๐ So funny!
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 16, 2015
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Shamsa (Guest) on June 12, 2015
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Shabani (Guest) on May 29, 2015
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 20, 2015
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 19, 2015
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Ann Awino (Guest) on May 19, 2015
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 19, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 18, 2015
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Issack (Guest) on May 8, 2015
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Robert Okello (Guest) on May 6, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 29, 2015
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 25, 2015
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Umi (Guest) on April 25, 2015
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 25, 2015
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ