Short Answer: Because it was horsing around too much! 🐴😝
Explanation: The pony got detention because it couldn't resist its mischievous nature and kept horsing around, probably galloping in the hallways or causing commotion in class. It just couldn't resist the temptation to have some playful fun! But alas, even our adorable pony friend needs to learn the importance of good behavior. So, detention it is! 📚🐾😄
Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 14, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Binti (Guest) on March 7, 2016
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Victor Malima (Guest) on March 5, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 28, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 27, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 27, 2016
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 18, 2016
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Mustafa (Guest) on January 31, 2016
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Leila (Guest) on January 30, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Hekima (Guest) on January 28, 2016
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 26, 2016
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 25, 2016
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Abdullah (Guest) on January 20, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
James Malima (Guest) on January 20, 2016
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Biashara (Guest) on January 15, 2016
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Maneno (Guest) on December 29, 2015
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 29, 2015
😄 Nailed it!
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 17, 2015
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Neema (Guest) on December 11, 2015
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 5, 2015
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 27, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Ibrahim (Guest) on November 25, 2015
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Mustafa (Guest) on November 10, 2015
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 9, 2015
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 31, 2015
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 22, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 21, 2015
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Mtumwa (Guest) on October 21, 2015
😁 This is gold!
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 1, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 23, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 18, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
John Kamande (Guest) on September 15, 2015
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 6, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Abdillah (Guest) on August 18, 2015
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 17, 2015
😅 I needed that laugh!
Binti (Guest) on August 13, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 9, 2015
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Hawa (Guest) on August 3, 2015
🤣 This joke is too good!
Chum (Guest) on August 3, 2015
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Hawa (Guest) on August 3, 2015
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 25, 2015
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Grace Minja (Guest) on July 22, 2015
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 17, 2015
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Kazija (Guest) on July 13, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Mazrui (Guest) on July 6, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 20, 2015
😂 So funny!
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 16, 2015
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Shamsa (Guest) on June 12, 2015
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Shabani (Guest) on May 29, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 20, 2015
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 19, 2015
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Ann Awino (Guest) on May 19, 2015
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 19, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 18, 2015
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Issack (Guest) on May 8, 2015
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Robert Okello (Guest) on May 6, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 29, 2015
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 25, 2015
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Umi (Guest) on April 25, 2015
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 25, 2015
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥