What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?

Salima (Guest) on April 2, 2016

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 2, 2016

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Rubea (Guest) on March 12, 2016

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Shamsa (Guest) on March 10, 2016

😅 I’m still cracking up!

John Mushi (Guest) on March 8, 2016

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Habiba (Guest) on March 7, 2016

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 4, 2016

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 2, 2016

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 27, 2016

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Shamsa (Guest) on February 25, 2016

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Tambwe (Guest) on February 25, 2016

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 24, 2016

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

David Nyerere (Guest) on February 23, 2016

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 12, 2016

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 6, 2016

🤣 This one’s fire!

Wande (Guest) on February 6, 2016

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Sharifa (Guest) on February 3, 2016

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 24, 2016

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

John Malisa (Guest) on January 20, 2016

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 18, 2016

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 27, 2015

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 17, 2015

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 13, 2015

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Sofia (Guest) on November 11, 2015

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Nasra (Guest) on November 11, 2015

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 6, 2015

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on November 1, 2015

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

James Kimani (Guest) on October 31, 2015

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

George Ndungu (Guest) on October 30, 2015

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 25, 2015

😂 This is a keeper!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 24, 2015

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Shukuru (Guest) on October 22, 2015

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Baridi (Guest) on October 19, 2015

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Fatuma (Guest) on October 16, 2015

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Ann Wambui (Guest) on September 21, 2015

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Furaha (Guest) on September 13, 2015

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Samuel Were (Guest) on September 7, 2015

😂 This is too funny!

Sultan (Guest) on September 6, 2015

😁 Best laugh of the day!

James Kimani (Guest) on August 22, 2015

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on August 16, 2015

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Asha (Guest) on July 29, 2015

😄 You got me!

Zuhura (Guest) on July 29, 2015

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 26, 2015

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on July 18, 2015

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 8, 2015

😆 That punchline!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 2, 2015

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Rubea (Guest) on June 23, 2015

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 21, 2015

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Nahida (Guest) on June 19, 2015

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Khatib (Guest) on June 18, 2015

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Salima (Guest) on June 2, 2015

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 1, 2015

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 24, 2015

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 10, 2015

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Ramadhan (Guest) on April 26, 2015

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 25, 2015

🤣 Pure genius!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 21, 2015

😆 Bookmarking this!

Baraka (Guest) on April 10, 2015

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Victor Kimario (Guest) on March 28, 2015

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 25, 2015

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️