Short Answer: A "Door!" 🚪
Explanation: A door gives you the power to walk through a wall because it magically opens up a pathway for you! Just like a superhero, you can simply turn the doorknob and enter a room, leaving the wall behind. Who needs super strength when you have the incredible power of a door? It's like having your very own secret portal! So next time you encounter a wall, remember that all you need is a trusty door to make it disappear. Happy wall-walking adventures! 🦸♀️🚪🚶♀️
Abubakari (Guest) on January 17, 2016
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 15, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Shani (Guest) on January 11, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 10, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Rehema (Guest) on January 2, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 29, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Mwanais (Guest) on December 28, 2015
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 25, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 23, 2015
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
James Mduma (Guest) on December 19, 2015
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 17, 2015
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 16, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 14, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 11, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 9, 2015
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on December 2, 2015
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Chum (Guest) on November 26, 2015
😆 Totally hilarious!
Bakari (Guest) on November 24, 2015
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Ramadhan (Guest) on November 14, 2015
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Salma (Guest) on November 14, 2015
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Jabir (Guest) on November 11, 2015
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 2, 2015
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Samuel Were (Guest) on October 22, 2015
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on October 20, 2015
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Jabir (Guest) on October 19, 2015
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on October 7, 2015
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Khalifa (Guest) on September 30, 2015
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 30, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 29, 2015
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Jabir (Guest) on September 17, 2015
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 10, 2015
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 3, 2015
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
John Mwangi (Guest) on August 31, 2015
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on August 23, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 23, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 21, 2015
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Kiza (Guest) on August 19, 2015
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Ndoto (Guest) on August 3, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 28, 2015
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 26, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 26, 2015
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Biashara (Guest) on July 7, 2015
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 6, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Grace Minja (Guest) on July 5, 2015
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Hamida (Guest) on June 13, 2015
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Saidi (Guest) on June 8, 2015
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 29, 2015
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Shabani (Guest) on May 26, 2015
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Sarafina (Guest) on May 18, 2015
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
John Mushi (Guest) on May 6, 2015
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Kassim (Guest) on April 28, 2015
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Zawadi (Guest) on April 28, 2015
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 25, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
George Wanjala (Guest) on April 24, 2015
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Wande (Guest) on April 7, 2015
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Zainab (Guest) on April 3, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 1, 2015
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Mwafirika (Guest) on April 1, 2015
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 24, 2015
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 23, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂