What do you call a fish with no eye?

Husna (Guest) on February 5, 2016

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

James Kawawa (Guest) on February 1, 2016

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 31, 2016

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Robert Okello (Guest) on January 26, 2016

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Khalifa (Guest) on January 21, 2016

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 17, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 15, 2016

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Mazrui (Guest) on January 8, 2016

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Jamal (Guest) on January 7, 2016

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Azima (Guest) on December 31, 2015

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on December 30, 2015

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Khatib (Guest) on December 28, 2015

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 23, 2015

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Amina (Guest) on December 23, 2015

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Raha (Guest) on December 22, 2015

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 10, 2015

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 7, 2015

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Kahina (Guest) on December 2, 2015

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 28, 2015

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Sultan (Guest) on November 26, 2015

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

David Ochieng (Guest) on November 25, 2015

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 23, 2015

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Yusuf (Guest) on November 22, 2015

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Yusuf (Guest) on November 13, 2015

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on November 10, 2015

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Latifa (Guest) on November 7, 2015

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 4, 2015

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 24, 2015

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Omar (Guest) on October 4, 2015

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Chris Okello (Guest) on September 24, 2015

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Rabia (Guest) on September 19, 2015

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 15, 2015

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 9, 2015

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 5, 2015

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Baraka (Guest) on September 2, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 1, 2015

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 20, 2015

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Saidi (Guest) on August 8, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 31, 2015

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 30, 2015

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 28, 2015

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 27, 2015

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Furaha (Guest) on July 5, 2015

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Mtumwa (Guest) on July 4, 2015

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 29, 2015

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Binti (Guest) on June 17, 2015

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Habiba (Guest) on June 9, 2015

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 7, 2015

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Shamim (Guest) on June 2, 2015

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 28, 2015

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Fadhili (Guest) on May 26, 2015

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Kiza (Guest) on May 11, 2015

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 8, 2015

😄 What a joke!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 3, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 3, 2015

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 25, 2015

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 24, 2015

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Fadhila (Guest) on April 24, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 23, 2015

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Jafari (Guest) on April 13, 2015

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜