Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?
Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"
Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji ๐ฅ can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.
Halimah (Guest) on March 25, 2016
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 21, 2016
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 21, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Kijakazi (Guest) on March 20, 2016
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 17, 2016
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 12, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 17, 2016
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Sultan (Guest) on February 13, 2016
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 11, 2016
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Azima (Guest) on January 26, 2016
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Arifa (Guest) on January 25, 2016
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 19, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 18, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Sarafina (Guest) on January 14, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Issack (Guest) on January 12, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Rabia (Guest) on January 11, 2016
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Josephine (Guest) on December 30, 2015
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 22, 2015
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 20, 2015
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Hassan (Guest) on November 23, 2015
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 20, 2015
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 8, 2015
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 6, 2015
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 2, 2015
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 24, 2015
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on October 20, 2015
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Mwachumu (Guest) on October 8, 2015
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Warda (Guest) on October 5, 2015
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 21, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 17, 2015
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Habiba (Guest) on September 16, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Issack (Guest) on September 15, 2015
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 12, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Victor Malima (Guest) on September 11, 2015
๐ You got me good!
Majid (Guest) on September 8, 2015
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Nyota (Guest) on September 6, 2015
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Rabia (Guest) on August 18, 2015
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
David Kawawa (Guest) on August 9, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
John Malisa (Guest) on August 9, 2015
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
John Mushi (Guest) on August 9, 2015
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 25, 2015
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 18, 2015
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Athumani (Guest) on July 16, 2015
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 10, 2015
๐ Totally hilarious!
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 5, 2015
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 3, 2015
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Juma (Guest) on July 2, 2015
๐ Saving this one!
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 13, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 8, 2015
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Sofia (Guest) on June 2, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 16, 2015
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 11, 2015
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Hamida (Guest) on May 8, 2015
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Bakari (Guest) on May 7, 2015
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Abubakar (Guest) on May 6, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
George Tenga (Guest) on May 4, 2015
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Kheri (Guest) on May 2, 2015
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 27, 2015
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Masika (Guest) on April 17, 2015
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
Bahati (Guest) on March 24, 2015
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ