Why was the turkey arrested?

Fikiri (Guest) on September 22, 2024

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 17, 2024

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on September 12, 2024

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 6, 2024

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

David Ochieng (Guest) on August 23, 2024

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 8, 2024

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

George Wanjala (Guest) on August 1, 2024

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Shabani (Guest) on July 31, 2024

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 28, 2024

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 10, 2024

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 30, 2024

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Husna (Guest) on June 20, 2024

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Rahma (Guest) on June 19, 2024

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 29, 2024

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 14, 2024

😆 That punchline!

Aziza (Guest) on May 12, 2024

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Zainab (Guest) on May 4, 2024

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Nashon (Guest) on April 27, 2024

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 15, 2024

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Hassan (Guest) on April 15, 2024

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

James Kawawa (Guest) on April 14, 2024

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 12, 2024

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 3, 2024

😄 This is pure brilliance!

John Lissu (Guest) on April 2, 2024

😂 Gotta save this!

Grace Minja (Guest) on March 31, 2024

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Mwakisu (Guest) on March 30, 2024

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 19, 2024

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

George Tenga (Guest) on March 18, 2024

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Frank Macha (Guest) on March 15, 2024

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 14, 2024

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

David Kawawa (Guest) on March 10, 2024

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 8, 2024

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Peter Otieno (Guest) on February 29, 2024

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 25, 2024

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Tabu (Guest) on February 14, 2024

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Rehema (Guest) on February 11, 2024

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Zainab (Guest) on February 11, 2024

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 10, 2024

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Robert Okello (Guest) on February 3, 2024

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Zulekha (Guest) on January 30, 2024

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 29, 2024

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on January 23, 2024

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 23, 2024

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 30, 2023

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Faiza (Guest) on December 24, 2023

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Josephine (Guest) on December 14, 2023

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Mchawi (Guest) on December 12, 2023

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on December 5, 2023

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Wande (Guest) on December 1, 2023

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Mariam (Guest) on November 26, 2023

😅 I’m still laughing!

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 24, 2023

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

George Wanjala (Guest) on November 16, 2023

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Arifa (Guest) on November 11, 2023

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Alice Mrema (Guest) on November 10, 2023

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 4, 2023

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Masika (Guest) on November 1, 2023

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Mwagonda (Guest) on October 29, 2023

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Ahmed (Guest) on October 22, 2023

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on October 19, 2023

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Zubeida (Guest) on October 18, 2023

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏