Who is Knocking?

Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 17, 2024

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 4, 2024

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 18, 2024

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Amina (Guest) on August 16, 2024

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 13, 2024

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 12, 2024

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 9, 2024

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

George Wanjala (Guest) on July 29, 2024

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 19, 2024

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Ndoto (Guest) on June 21, 2024

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 13, 2024

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Athumani (Guest) on June 12, 2024

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Shukuru (Guest) on June 9, 2024

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 9, 2024

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Halimah (Guest) on June 1, 2024

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 19, 2024

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Khatib (Guest) on May 18, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 15, 2024

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Athumani (Guest) on May 8, 2024

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on May 1, 2024

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 28, 2024

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 27, 2024

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Rabia (Guest) on April 21, 2024

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 17, 2024

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Asha (Guest) on April 16, 2024

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Baridi (Guest) on April 10, 2024

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Hawa (Guest) on April 10, 2024

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Mohamed (Guest) on April 7, 2024

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Amir (Guest) on April 6, 2024

😁 This made my day!

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 2, 2024

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 2, 2024

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Mzee (Guest) on March 29, 2024

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Muslima (Guest) on March 28, 2024

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on March 17, 2024

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Yusra (Guest) on March 5, 2024

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on February 27, 2024

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Raha (Guest) on February 24, 2024

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 23, 2024

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Masika (Guest) on February 21, 2024

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

David Sokoine (Guest) on February 21, 2024

Thanks Ackyshine

Nchi (Guest) on February 17, 2024

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Hekima (Guest) on February 6, 2024

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Maimuna (Guest) on February 4, 2024

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Diana Mallya (Guest) on January 31, 2024

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

George Tenga (Guest) on January 30, 2024

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Aziza (Guest) on January 14, 2024

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Mwalimu (Guest) on December 23, 2023

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Rashid (Guest) on December 22, 2023

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Salum (Guest) on December 18, 2023

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Binti (Guest) on December 9, 2023

😆 This one really got me!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 9, 2023

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 9, 2023

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 5, 2023

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 26, 2023

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 22, 2023

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on November 21, 2023

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Amani (Guest) on November 18, 2023

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 11, 2023

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

John Lissu (Guest) on November 4, 2023

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 4, 2023

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉