What do you call a fish with no eye?
"Fsh!" 🐠😄
Explanation: A fish with no eye would be called "Fsh" because it sounds like "fish" but without the "i" for eye. This play on words adds a humorous twist, making it a fun and light-hearted response. The fish emoji adds an extra touch of creativity and visual representation to the answer.
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What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 18, 2024
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 6, 2024
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Rashid (Guest) on September 1, 2024
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Hawa (Guest) on August 19, 2024
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 18, 2024
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Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 17, 2024
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Mwajabu (Guest) on July 8, 2024
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Sekela (Guest) on June 30, 2024
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 24, 2024
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Raha (Guest) on June 15, 2024
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Jaffar (Guest) on June 7, 2024
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 4, 2024
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 27, 2024
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Tambwe (Guest) on May 26, 2024
😂 This is a keeper!
Nuru (Guest) on May 23, 2024
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 15, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Rehema (Guest) on May 15, 2024
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on May 4, 2024
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Salma (Guest) on April 23, 2024
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 13, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 8, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on April 5, 2024
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 30, 2024
😆 This one really got me!
Chum (Guest) on March 30, 2024
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Sultan (Guest) on March 28, 2024
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 17, 2024
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Khalifa (Guest) on March 8, 2024
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 27, 2024
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on February 26, 2024
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 23, 2024
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 10, 2024
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 26, 2024
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on January 26, 2024
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
George Tenga (Guest) on January 20, 2024
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 13, 2024
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Omari (Guest) on December 18, 2023
😆 Bookmarking this!
Abubakar (Guest) on December 17, 2023
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 15, 2023
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on December 12, 2023
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Sumaya (Guest) on November 28, 2023
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Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 28, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 23, 2023
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 21, 2023
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Nassar (Guest) on November 14, 2023
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 13, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 9, 2023
😅 I’m still laughing!
Mohamed (Guest) on November 9, 2023
🤣 Brilliant joke!
John Lissu (Guest) on November 7, 2023
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Husna (Guest) on November 5, 2023
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Rahim (Guest) on October 13, 2023
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 25, 2023
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Jabir (Guest) on September 24, 2023
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Azima (Guest) on September 23, 2023
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Rabia (Guest) on August 30, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸