Mazrui (Guest) on September 24, 2024

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 23, 2024

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Mashaka (Guest) on September 21, 2024

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Ann Wambui (Guest) on September 16, 2024

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 15, 2024

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 28, 2024

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 23, 2024

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on August 20, 2024

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Issack (Guest) on August 20, 2024

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

George Tenga (Guest) on August 16, 2024

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Azima (Guest) on August 5, 2024

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 5, 2024

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

John Malisa (Guest) on July 27, 2024

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Jamal (Guest) on July 23, 2024

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Asha (Guest) on July 18, 2024

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on July 16, 2024

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 15, 2024

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 4, 2024

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 3, 2024

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Tambwe (Guest) on June 18, 2024

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 18, 2024

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 4, 2024

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 1, 2024

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

David Chacha (Guest) on May 23, 2024

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 20, 2024

😁 This made my day!

Fadhili (Guest) on May 8, 2024

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 27, 2024

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Zainab (Guest) on April 19, 2024

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 18, 2024

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Binti (Guest) on April 18, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Nyota (Guest) on April 12, 2024

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 2, 2024

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 28, 2024

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Selemani (Guest) on March 28, 2024

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 27, 2024

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Sekela (Guest) on March 20, 2024

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Mwanais (Guest) on February 29, 2024

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Mwanaidi (Guest) on February 29, 2024

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on February 23, 2024

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 22, 2024

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Nora Kidata (Guest) on February 17, 2024

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on February 14, 2024

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Jabir (Guest) on February 13, 2024

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on February 11, 2024

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 6, 2024

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 4, 2024

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Mwafirika (Guest) on January 25, 2024

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

James Malima (Guest) on January 19, 2024

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Binti (Guest) on January 7, 2024

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Mariam (Guest) on January 1, 2024

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Sultan (Guest) on December 30, 2023

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 26, 2023

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Farida (Guest) on December 24, 2023

😄 What a joke!

Grace Minja (Guest) on December 24, 2023

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Mwinyi (Guest) on December 12, 2023

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

James Malima (Guest) on December 1, 2023

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Zawadi (Guest) on November 14, 2023

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

John Mwangi (Guest) on November 12, 2023

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Latifa (Guest) on November 2, 2023

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Abubakar (Guest) on November 2, 2023

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜