Kazija (Guest) on September 15, 2024

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 30, 2024

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

James Kawawa (Guest) on August 29, 2024

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 27, 2024

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 24, 2024

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Wande (Guest) on August 23, 2024

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 22, 2024

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 20, 2024

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Asha (Guest) on August 19, 2024

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Halimah (Guest) on July 27, 2024

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Sumaya (Guest) on July 26, 2024

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 23, 2024

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 15, 2024

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Jamila (Guest) on July 5, 2024

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 4, 2024

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Jamila (Guest) on June 23, 2024

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Abubakari (Guest) on June 22, 2024

😄 Too good!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on June 7, 2024

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Amir (Guest) on June 5, 2024

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 4, 2024

😂 I’m dying!

Hamida (Guest) on May 20, 2024

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Hashim (Guest) on May 18, 2024

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 18, 2024

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on May 11, 2024

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 9, 2024

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 30, 2024

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

John Malisa (Guest) on April 25, 2024

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Mhina (Guest) on April 25, 2024

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 16, 2024

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Zakia (Guest) on April 2, 2024

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Hassan (Guest) on April 1, 2024

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 20, 2024

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Asha (Guest) on March 17, 2024

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Mwajabu (Guest) on March 16, 2024

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 23, 2024

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 19, 2024

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Mwanais (Guest) on February 17, 2024

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 11, 2024

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 8, 2024

😁 This just made my day!

Mchawi (Guest) on February 5, 2024

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 2, 2024

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Jane Muthui (Guest) on February 1, 2024

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 24, 2024

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

John Mushi (Guest) on January 13, 2024

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 13, 2024

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Mwalimu (Guest) on January 11, 2024

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Nyota (Guest) on January 9, 2024

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Chum (Guest) on December 31, 2023

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Nancy Komba (Guest) on December 29, 2023

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 26, 2023

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 23, 2023

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 18, 2023

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 17, 2023

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Leila (Guest) on December 16, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on November 25, 2023

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 8, 2023

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Tambwe (Guest) on November 6, 2023

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 4, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Maida (Guest) on October 31, 2023

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

David Sokoine (Guest) on October 23, 2023

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏