Nchi (Guest) on April 18, 2017

😂 Sharing right away!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 30, 2017

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Abubakar (Guest) on March 28, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 24, 2017

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Shani (Guest) on March 19, 2017

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 17, 2017

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

David Chacha (Guest) on March 16, 2017

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Omari (Guest) on March 1, 2017

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Irene Makena (Guest) on February 25, 2017

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Khadija (Guest) on February 20, 2017

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Khadija (Guest) on February 13, 2017

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 3, 2017

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on January 19, 2017

😁 This made my day!

John Lissu (Guest) on December 18, 2016

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 17, 2016

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 16, 2016

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 7, 2016

😂 I’m saving this one!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 5, 2016

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

John Mushi (Guest) on December 3, 2016

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Mchuma (Guest) on November 29, 2016

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Issack (Guest) on November 23, 2016

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

John Lissu (Guest) on October 24, 2016

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

James Malima (Guest) on October 20, 2016

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 18, 2016

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Mwalimu (Guest) on September 29, 2016

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 26, 2016

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Hassan (Guest) on September 23, 2016

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Baraka (Guest) on September 22, 2016

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Anna Malela (Guest) on September 21, 2016

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 9, 2016

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 9, 2016

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 7, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Fadhila (Guest) on September 1, 2016

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Amani (Guest) on August 31, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 29, 2016

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 26, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Khamis (Guest) on August 25, 2016

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Zakaria (Guest) on August 22, 2016

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 13, 2016

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Issa (Guest) on July 25, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 23, 2016

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 19, 2016

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Kazija (Guest) on July 2, 2016

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 28, 2016

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Bahati (Guest) on June 26, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

David Sokoine (Guest) on June 24, 2016

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Victor Malima (Guest) on June 11, 2016

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Daniel Obura (Guest) on June 7, 2016

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Selemani (Guest) on May 27, 2016

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 20, 2016

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 17, 2016

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

John Kamande (Guest) on May 11, 2016

😆 I’m dying over here!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 9, 2016

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 7, 2016

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 2, 2016

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 30, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Azima (Guest) on April 19, 2016

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Salma (Guest) on March 26, 2016

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 10, 2016

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 8, 2016

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!