Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 11, 2016

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 3, 2016

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Nchi (Guest) on November 24, 2016

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 23, 2016

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Omari (Guest) on November 15, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Robert Okello (Guest) on November 12, 2016

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 7, 2016

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Khadija (Guest) on November 5, 2016

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 4, 2016

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 18, 2016

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 14, 2016

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 10, 2016

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Shamsa (Guest) on October 2, 2016

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Bahati (Guest) on September 25, 2016

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

David Chacha (Guest) on September 24, 2016

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

James Kimani (Guest) on September 12, 2016

😂 So funny!

John Mwangi (Guest) on September 10, 2016

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

George Ndungu (Guest) on September 7, 2016

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 25, 2016

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Mgeni (Guest) on August 23, 2016

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 8, 2016

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 6, 2016

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Ramadhan (Guest) on July 17, 2016

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 17, 2016

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 16, 2016

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on July 10, 2016

😆 Totally hilarious!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on July 9, 2016

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Bakari (Guest) on July 1, 2016

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 28, 2016

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

James Malima (Guest) on June 20, 2016

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

George Ndungu (Guest) on June 9, 2016

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Ahmed (Guest) on June 5, 2016

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

John Malisa (Guest) on June 1, 2016

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 1, 2016

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 27, 2016

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Mwinyi (Guest) on May 26, 2016

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 18, 2016

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Omar (Guest) on May 9, 2016

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Rehema (Guest) on May 5, 2016

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 1, 2016

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 14, 2016

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 3, 2016

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Jafari (Guest) on March 31, 2016

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Sarafina (Guest) on March 31, 2016

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Mzee (Guest) on March 30, 2016

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 26, 2016

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 23, 2016

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Juma (Guest) on March 19, 2016

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 10, 2016

😂 This joke just made my day!

Kheri (Guest) on February 25, 2016

😂 Sharing right away!

Zubeida (Guest) on February 12, 2016

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Issack (Guest) on February 10, 2016

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Nancy Komba (Guest) on February 5, 2016

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Daudi (Guest) on February 3, 2016

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Hekima (Guest) on February 1, 2016

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 1, 2016

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 1, 2016

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 31, 2016

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Ndoto (Guest) on January 30, 2016

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Maulid (Guest) on January 27, 2016

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️