What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?

Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 1, 2016

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

David Ochieng (Guest) on November 26, 2016

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Mohamed (Guest) on November 18, 2016

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 15, 2016

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 2, 2016

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Ahmed (Guest) on October 29, 2016

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 29, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 29, 2016

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 27, 2016

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 9, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 7, 2016

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 6, 2016

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Kijakazi (Guest) on October 2, 2016

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Baridi (Guest) on October 2, 2016

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

David Musyoka (Guest) on September 25, 2016

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Maimuna (Guest) on September 23, 2016

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 12, 2016

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Anna Malela (Guest) on September 8, 2016

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 8, 2016

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Farida (Guest) on September 5, 2016

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 4, 2016

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 3, 2016

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Shamim (Guest) on August 5, 2016

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 5, 2016

🤣 This one got me good!

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 5, 2016

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Ibrahim (Guest) on August 1, 2016

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 29, 2016

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 24, 2016

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 19, 2016

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 6, 2016

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 5, 2016

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 3, 2016

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 30, 2016

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Irene Makena (Guest) on June 19, 2016

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 14, 2016

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 14, 2016

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Khatib (Guest) on June 10, 2016

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 5, 2016

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 5, 2016

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 5, 2016

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Furaha (Guest) on June 2, 2016

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Makame (Guest) on May 31, 2016

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Latifa (Guest) on May 20, 2016

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 3, 2016

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Abdullah (Guest) on April 30, 2016

🤣 Pure genius!

Mwakisu (Guest) on April 20, 2016

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 20, 2016

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on April 18, 2016

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

George Mallya (Guest) on April 18, 2016

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Mwanais (Guest) on April 5, 2016

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on April 3, 2016

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 31, 2016

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 31, 2016

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 30, 2016

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 29, 2016

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on March 27, 2016

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 9, 2016

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Ann Awino (Guest) on March 9, 2016

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Rahim (Guest) on March 1, 2016

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Mwanajuma (Guest) on February 29, 2016

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️