Short Answer: Because he was standing on the deck!
Explanation: The pirate couldn't play cards because he was standing on the deck of the ship, which would make it quite challenging to hold onto the cards as they would likely be blown away by the wind. ๐๐ดโโ ๏ธ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 17, 2018
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 17, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on January 8, 2018
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 5, 2018
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 1, 2018
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 28, 2017
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
James Mduma (Guest) on December 4, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on November 26, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on November 18, 2017
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 18, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Azima (Guest) on November 17, 2017
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Shamim (Guest) on November 17, 2017
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Zawadi (Guest) on November 2, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 26, 2017
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 23, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 5, 2017
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 3, 2017
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Chris Okello (Guest) on October 1, 2017
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 26, 2017
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 22, 2017
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 19, 2017
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 18, 2017
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 15, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 14, 2017
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Nyota (Guest) on September 3, 2017
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Tambwe (Guest) on August 29, 2017
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 26, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on August 20, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 17, 2017
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on August 13, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 6, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 5, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Salma (Guest) on August 4, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 25, 2017
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Rukia (Guest) on July 17, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
David Kawawa (Guest) on July 10, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
Neema (Guest) on July 5, 2017
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
James Kimani (Guest) on June 30, 2017
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Anna Malela (Guest) on June 16, 2017
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 5, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 4, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on May 29, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Makame (Guest) on May 28, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
David Ochieng (Guest) on May 28, 2017
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 19, 2017
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Chris Okello (Guest) on May 14, 2017
๐ Saving this one!
Issack (Guest) on May 14, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Bahati (Guest) on April 30, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Zubeida (Guest) on April 27, 2017
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Anna Malela (Guest) on April 23, 2017
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 22, 2017
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 14, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 5, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Salum (Guest) on March 25, 2017
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Mzee (Guest) on March 24, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mwalimu (Guest) on March 10, 2017
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 9, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 8, 2017
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on February 21, 2017
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Maneno (Guest) on February 16, 2017
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช