Short Answer: Because they taste funny! π€‘π΄
Explanation: Animals don't eat clowns because they taste funny, not in a ha-ha funny way, but in a strange and unusual way. Clowns are known for their colorful outfits, exaggerated makeup, and funny antics, so animals might find their taste rather peculiar and not very appetizing. It's best to leave the clowns for the humans to enjoy at the circus! πͺπ¦πΏ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 29, 2017
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 29, 2017
Iβm still cracking up, that was brilliant! π€£
Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 19, 2017
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 19, 2017
π I canβt stop laughing!
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 16, 2017
This joke deserves an award! π
Fadhili (Guest) on December 13, 2017
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on December 10, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ππ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on November 21, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 21, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 11, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
Abubakar (Guest) on November 10, 2017
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
Fadhili (Guest) on November 7, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ππ€£
Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 25, 2017
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
Husna (Guest) on October 25, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
Zakaria (Guest) on October 23, 2017
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on October 19, 2017
π What a joke!
Bakari (Guest) on October 19, 2017
π This made my day!
Frank Macha (Guest) on October 2, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 28, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Rukia (Guest) on September 26, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! π ποΈ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 23, 2017
Iβd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ππ€
Aziza (Guest) on September 22, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on September 22, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeΓ±o business! πΆοΈπ€
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 14, 2017
Why donβt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! π¦π€‘
Jamila (Guest) on September 9, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
Mgeni (Guest) on August 30, 2017
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! π₯π¦
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on August 28, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ππ¦ΈββοΈ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 25, 2017
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§ π€―
Zuhura (Guest) on August 24, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. πͺβ
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 12, 2017
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on July 27, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. π§¦π
Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 19, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! πΈπ‘
Tambwe (Guest) on July 13, 2017
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πβΈοΈ
Josephine (Guest) on July 4, 2017
Why donβt eggs tell jokes? Theyβd crack each other up! π₯π€£
Juma (Guest) on June 22, 2017
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
Faiza (Guest) on June 11, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π π
Kahina (Guest) on June 9, 2017
Monday should be optional. π΄β³
James Kawawa (Guest) on June 1, 2017
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ
Zulekha (Guest) on May 30, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
Mchuma (Guest) on May 29, 2017
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
Faiza (Guest) on May 18, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 13, 2017
My life feels like a test I didnβt study for. ππ€―
Asha (Guest) on May 13, 2017
Iβve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ποΈββοΈπΆ
George Ndungu (Guest) on May 12, 2017
Love this! Keep them coming! π
Juma (Guest) on May 1, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Baraka (Guest) on April 27, 2017
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 8, 2017
π Nailed it!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 6, 2017
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ππ΄
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 4, 2017
Whatβs a skeletonβs least favorite room in the house? The living room! πποΈ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 1, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! π‘π
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 26, 2017
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! π»π
Peter Otieno (Guest) on March 23, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! π₯π₯
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 16, 2017
If weβre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π₯ͺπ‘
Hawa (Guest) on March 3, 2017
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ππ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 1, 2017
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ€
Ndoto (Guest) on February 27, 2017
π€£ Pure genius!
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 26, 2017
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
Mazrui (Guest) on February 20, 2017
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 19, 2017
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on February 11, 2017
π Mood instantly lifted!