Why did the pony get detention?

Sharifa (Guest) on January 12, 2018

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Omar (Guest) on January 11, 2018

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 31, 2017

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Tambwe (Guest) on December 21, 2017

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 19, 2017

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Jafari (Guest) on December 18, 2017

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

James Mduma (Guest) on December 17, 2017

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 14, 2017

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Mchuma (Guest) on December 11, 2017

😅 I’m still laughing!

Chiku (Guest) on December 8, 2017

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 5, 2017

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Robert Okello (Guest) on December 3, 2017

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Sumaya (Guest) on November 29, 2017

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on November 26, 2017

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 26, 2017

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Hamida (Guest) on November 20, 2017

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 16, 2017

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Nyota (Guest) on November 7, 2017

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 7, 2017

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Leila (Guest) on October 11, 2017

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 2, 2017

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 29, 2017

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 23, 2017

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Sumaya (Guest) on September 23, 2017

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 15, 2017

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 8, 2017

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 3, 2017

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Sumaya (Guest) on August 28, 2017

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

George Ndungu (Guest) on August 27, 2017

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 23, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

David Musyoka (Guest) on August 20, 2017

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 19, 2017

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 13, 2017

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Kijakazi (Guest) on August 13, 2017

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Baridi (Guest) on August 8, 2017

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Omari (Guest) on July 30, 2017

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 28, 2017

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Nassar (Guest) on July 17, 2017

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 14, 2017

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

John Mwangi (Guest) on July 9, 2017

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 28, 2017

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 23, 2017

🤣 This one’s fire!

Chris Okello (Guest) on June 19, 2017

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 6, 2017

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Robert Okello (Guest) on May 26, 2017

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Amani (Guest) on May 25, 2017

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 18, 2017

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Irene Akoth (Guest) on May 17, 2017

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 10, 2017

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Samuel Were (Guest) on May 7, 2017

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Mariam (Guest) on May 7, 2017

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Mariam (Guest) on May 4, 2017

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Sarafina (Guest) on April 13, 2017

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Husna (Guest) on April 13, 2017

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 11, 2017

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

George Ndungu (Guest) on March 31, 2017

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Rukia (Guest) on March 6, 2017

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 27, 2017

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 23, 2017

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Mwajuma (Guest) on February 22, 2017

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️