Which monster is the best dance partner?

Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 7, 2018

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Arifa (Guest) on April 6, 2018

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Arifa (Guest) on March 28, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

John Lissu (Guest) on March 28, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

George Wanjala (Guest) on March 26, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 24, 2018

🤣 This joke is too good!

Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 16, 2018

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Yusuf (Guest) on March 5, 2018

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on February 19, 2018

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Mwalimu (Guest) on February 18, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 17, 2018

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 7, 2018

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 3, 2018

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Nassor (Guest) on January 24, 2018

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

James Mduma (Guest) on January 21, 2018

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Ndoto (Guest) on January 17, 2018

🤣 This one’s fire!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 9, 2018

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 7, 2018

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 31, 2017

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Kazija (Guest) on December 30, 2017

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Amir (Guest) on December 27, 2017

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Saidi (Guest) on December 12, 2017

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 10, 2017

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Yusuf (Guest) on December 4, 2017

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 3, 2017

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Rahim (Guest) on November 24, 2017

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 15, 2017

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 5, 2017

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Grace Minja (Guest) on November 4, 2017

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

John Lissu (Guest) on October 28, 2017

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on October 22, 2017

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Nchi (Guest) on October 10, 2017

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 27, 2017

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 21, 2017

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Kiza (Guest) on September 21, 2017

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Asha (Guest) on September 17, 2017

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 16, 2017

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Shani (Guest) on September 8, 2017

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Amir (Guest) on September 4, 2017

😄 Too good!

George Ndungu (Guest) on August 30, 2017

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 25, 2017

😂 This is too funny!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 20, 2017

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Salma (Guest) on August 14, 2017

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Mohamed (Guest) on August 8, 2017

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

John Kamande (Guest) on August 2, 2017

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 25, 2017

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Mwajabu (Guest) on July 5, 2017

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 27, 2017

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 23, 2017

🤣 Sending this now!

Omar (Guest) on June 14, 2017

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 12, 2017

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 10, 2017

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Sekela (Guest) on June 7, 2017

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Kijakazi (Guest) on May 31, 2017

🤣 This one got me good!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 29, 2017

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Jaffar (Guest) on May 29, 2017

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 27, 2017

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Bahati (Guest) on May 26, 2017

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Nancy Komba (Guest) on May 16, 2017

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Athumani (Guest) on May 12, 2017

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖