Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 14, 2017

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 28, 2017

😂 Gotta save this!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 17, 2017

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 8, 2017

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 5, 2017

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 2, 2017

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 17, 2017

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Salum (Guest) on September 10, 2017

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Maneno (Guest) on September 10, 2017

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 2, 2017

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 29, 2017

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 15, 2017

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

John Mwangi (Guest) on August 12, 2017

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Zulekha (Guest) on August 12, 2017

😄 Nailed it!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on August 8, 2017

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 27, 2017

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Mchawi (Guest) on July 26, 2017

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 20, 2017

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Faiza (Guest) on July 5, 2017

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 30, 2017

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Khalifa (Guest) on June 27, 2017

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 18, 2017

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Robert Okello (Guest) on June 13, 2017

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Selemani (Guest) on June 12, 2017

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 11, 2017

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 2, 2017

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Omari (Guest) on May 28, 2017

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Hassan (Guest) on May 25, 2017

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 25, 2017

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Mashaka (Guest) on May 21, 2017

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Furaha (Guest) on May 11, 2017

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Nyota (Guest) on May 11, 2017

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Nashon (Guest) on May 4, 2017

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 1, 2017

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 30, 2017

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Latifa (Guest) on April 29, 2017

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on April 28, 2017

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Wande (Guest) on April 26, 2017

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Abubakar (Guest) on April 23, 2017

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

James Mduma (Guest) on April 15, 2017

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Mwakisu (Guest) on April 13, 2017

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 4, 2017

😂 I’m saving this one!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 2, 2017

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Rabia (Guest) on April 2, 2017

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Saidi (Guest) on April 1, 2017

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 31, 2017

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Rukia (Guest) on March 18, 2017

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Biashara (Guest) on March 13, 2017

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 25, 2017

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Mgeni (Guest) on February 13, 2017

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Faiza (Guest) on February 7, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on February 1, 2017

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Mwanais (Guest) on January 23, 2017

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Ali (Guest) on January 22, 2017

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Anna Malela (Guest) on January 20, 2017

😅 I needed that!

Salma (Guest) on January 17, 2017

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 9, 2017

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Ali (Guest) on January 2, 2017

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on December 31, 2016

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Rahim (Guest) on December 29, 2016

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁