Q: Which bus crossed the ocean? ππ
A: The hippopota-"bus"! π¦π
Explanation: The joke plays on the word "bus" by incorporating a pun with the word "hippopotamus." By combining the words, we create a playful image of a hippopotamus driving a bus across the ocean, which is quite absurd and humorous. The use of the π emoji represents the ocean, while the π¦ emoji represents the hippopotamus, adding a fun visual element to the joke.
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 14, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 28, 2017
π Gotta save this!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 17, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π ποΈ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 8, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! π±π±οΈ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 5, 2017
π This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 2, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ποΈπ§
Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 17, 2017
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
Salum (Guest) on September 10, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Maneno (Guest) on September 10, 2017
Itβs not that Iβm lazy, Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 2, 2017
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 29, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 15, 2017
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
John Mwangi (Guest) on August 12, 2017
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
Zulekha (Guest) on August 12, 2017
π Nailed it!
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on August 8, 2017
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! π€§π
Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 27, 2017
You know youβre an adult when you get excited about things like βcleaning supplies.β π§Όπ
Mchawi (Guest) on July 26, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. π§ββοΈπ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 20, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
Faiza (Guest) on July 5, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 30, 2017
Whatβs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! π£πΊ
Khalifa (Guest) on June 27, 2017
Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 18, 2017
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
Robert Okello (Guest) on June 13, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
Selemani (Guest) on June 12, 2017
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 11, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 2, 2017
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
Omari (Guest) on May 28, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
Hassan (Guest) on May 25, 2017
I wasnβt born to 'just get things done'βI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. π€―π€ͺ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 25, 2017
I like long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Mashaka (Guest) on May 21, 2017
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
Furaha (Guest) on May 11, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
Nyota (Guest) on May 11, 2017
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
Nashon (Guest) on May 4, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 1, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ππ€£
Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 30, 2017
π This is pure brilliance!
Latifa (Guest) on April 29, 2017
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on April 28, 2017
Iβd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ππ€
Wande (Guest) on April 26, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. π€’π€
Abubakar (Guest) on April 23, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπΆοΈ
James Mduma (Guest) on April 15, 2017
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
Mwakisu (Guest) on April 13, 2017
π Rolling on the floor!
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 4, 2017
π Iβm saving this one!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 2, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
Rabia (Guest) on April 2, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
Saidi (Guest) on April 1, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 31, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
Rukia (Guest) on March 18, 2017
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
Biashara (Guest) on March 13, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πΌπΈ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 25, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
Mgeni (Guest) on February 13, 2017
My life feels like a test I didnβt study for. ππ€―
Faiza (Guest) on February 7, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on February 1, 2017
Itβs okay if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ππ
Mwanais (Guest) on January 23, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ
Ali (Guest) on January 22, 2017
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ππ₯
Anna Malela (Guest) on January 20, 2017
π I needed that!
Salma (Guest) on January 17, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 9, 2017
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
Ali (Guest) on January 2, 2017
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on December 31, 2016
I canβt cook, but I can follow directionsβso if I fail, itβs the recipeβs fault. π³π€·ββοΈ
Rahim (Guest) on December 29, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! π