Question: What's a ghost's favorite fruit?
Answer: Boo-berries! ๐ป๐ซ
Explanation: Ghosts are often associated with saying "boo!" to scare people, and berries are a type of fruit. By combining these two elements, we create a pun on the word "blueberries" to form "boo-berries." It's a playful and creative way to associate ghosts with their favorite fruit, and the ghost emoji adds a fun touch to the answer!
James Mduma (Guest) on December 7, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 6, 2017
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Mazrui (Guest) on November 27, 2017
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 24, 2017
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Binti (Guest) on November 23, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Issack (Guest) on November 21, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 19, 2017
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
James Kawawa (Guest) on November 18, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
John Mwangi (Guest) on November 16, 2017
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 15, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on October 28, 2017
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Mwalimu (Guest) on October 17, 2017
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Shani (Guest) on October 16, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Kheri (Guest) on September 16, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 9, 2017
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Sekela (Guest) on September 9, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
David Sokoine (Guest) on September 4, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 2, 2017
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Yahya (Guest) on August 23, 2017
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 21, 2017
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Jamila (Guest) on August 19, 2017
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Issa (Guest) on August 14, 2017
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Shukuru (Guest) on August 5, 2017
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on August 3, 2017
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Zuhura (Guest) on July 30, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on July 28, 2017
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 18, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 17, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 9, 2017
๐ Added to my favorites!
Baridi (Guest) on July 3, 2017
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Juma (Guest) on July 2, 2017
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 1, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 30, 2017
๐ You got me!
Omari (Guest) on June 30, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 29, 2017
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 28, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 26, 2017
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 6, 2017
๐ I needed that!
Hashim (Guest) on May 29, 2017
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Selemani (Guest) on May 27, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 25, 2017
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 21, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Mwinyi (Guest) on May 12, 2017
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 10, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 3, 2017
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Leila (Guest) on April 22, 2017
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Mohamed (Guest) on April 10, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Mwanais (Guest) on April 10, 2017
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Amani (Guest) on April 5, 2017
๐ Too good!
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 5, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 2, 2017
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
John Kamande (Guest) on March 30, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 29, 2017
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Shani (Guest) on March 25, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 22, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 19, 2017
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Juma (Guest) on March 17, 2017
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 10, 2017
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 23, 2017
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Mwagonda (Guest) on February 20, 2017
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐