Answer: Frostbite with a taste for blood! โ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ
Explanation: When you cross a vampire with a snowman, you'll end up with a frostbitten creature who also happens to have a craving for blood! Imagine a vampire with icy fangs and a chilling desire to suck blood from unsuspecting victims. It's a humorous play on the contrasting elements of coldness and the vampire's usual choice of victims. Stay warm and watch out for this frosty vampire! โ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Kheri (Guest) on September 8, 2017
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Abubakar (Guest) on September 5, 2017
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Mariam (Guest) on June 2, 2017
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James Malima (Guest) on June 2, 2017
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Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 30, 2017
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Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 22, 2017
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Sarafina (Guest) on May 17, 2017
๐ This is too funny!
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 11, 2017
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Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 11, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Raha (Guest) on May 6, 2017
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Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 1, 2017
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 16, 2017
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Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 14, 2017
๐ You got me good!
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on March 13, 2017
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Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 1, 2017
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Safiya (Guest) on February 21, 2017
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Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on February 19, 2017
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Aziza (Guest) on February 9, 2017
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Azima (Guest) on February 9, 2017
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Yusra (Guest) on February 3, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Shamim (Guest) on February 1, 2017
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Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 30, 2017
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Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 30, 2017
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 28, 2017
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Grace Minja (Guest) on January 28, 2017
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Mwalimu (Guest) on January 27, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Mohamed (Guest) on January 27, 2017
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Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 19, 2017
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David Nyerere (Guest) on January 13, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 6, 2017
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Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 5, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 31, 2016
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Ali (Guest) on December 15, 2016
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James Malima (Guest) on December 15, 2016
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Nashon (Guest) on December 15, 2016
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๐ Iโm still cracking up!
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Shani (Guest) on November 26, 2016
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Azima (Guest) on November 19, 2016
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Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Shamsa (Guest) on November 16, 2016
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐