Short Answer: 🧝♂️ Elf-abetics! 📚🎅
Explanation: Elves in school learn the Elf-abetics, which is like the alphabet but specifically designed for mischievous little elves! They have their own unique letters and quirky spelling rules. So, while we learn ABCs, they master their Elf-abetics! 😉✨
Salma (Guest) on August 9, 2017
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Hashim (Guest) on August 5, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 30, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 28, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 26, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 25, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Mwalimu (Guest) on July 18, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 17, 2017
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Mashaka (Guest) on July 11, 2017
😄 Nailed it!
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 29, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Ramadhan (Guest) on June 23, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 18, 2017
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 17, 2017
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Bahati (Guest) on June 14, 2017
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 14, 2017
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 13, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Abubakar (Guest) on June 11, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 3, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 2, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Abubakar (Guest) on June 1, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 1, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 31, 2017
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Nchi (Guest) on May 25, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 22, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Masika (Guest) on May 3, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Robert Okello (Guest) on May 2, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Jaffar (Guest) on April 30, 2017
😁 This just made my day!
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 29, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Biashara (Guest) on April 18, 2017
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 17, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on April 16, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Hassan (Guest) on April 16, 2017
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Asha (Guest) on April 10, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Ibrahim (Guest) on April 4, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 24, 2017
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 18, 2017
😁 Added to my favorites!
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 15, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
David Kawawa (Guest) on March 14, 2017
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Husna (Guest) on March 3, 2017
🤣 Pure genius!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 22, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Ali (Guest) on February 15, 2017
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on February 4, 2017
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Jabir (Guest) on February 1, 2017
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Mariam (Guest) on January 28, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 28, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 23, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 22, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on January 10, 2017
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Janet Wambura (Guest) on December 26, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Kheri (Guest) on December 16, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 9, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 1, 2016
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Sharifa (Guest) on November 29, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 25, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Mwachumu (Guest) on November 9, 2016
😂 This is too funny!
Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 31, 2016
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Faiza (Guest) on October 31, 2016
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Grace Minja (Guest) on October 27, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 19, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 26, 2016
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁