Why did the pony get detention?

John Lissu (Guest) on January 1, 2019

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Hashim (Guest) on December 25, 2018

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

David Nyerere (Guest) on December 19, 2018

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Safiya (Guest) on December 18, 2018

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Zainab (Guest) on December 16, 2018

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 9, 2018

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 8, 2018

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 8, 2018

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Mustafa (Guest) on December 1, 2018

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 27, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 26, 2018

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on November 24, 2018

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Latifa (Guest) on October 30, 2018

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 26, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 16, 2018

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 1, 2018

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Mchawi (Guest) on September 30, 2018

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 29, 2018

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 23, 2018

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 15, 2018

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Salma (Guest) on August 23, 2018

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Omari (Guest) on August 20, 2018

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 19, 2018

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 19, 2018

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 15, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Yahya (Guest) on August 2, 2018

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 30, 2018

😄 What a joke!

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on July 28, 2018

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Sultan (Guest) on July 18, 2018

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 13, 2018

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 11, 2018

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 21, 2018

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 10, 2018

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Mwakisu (Guest) on June 2, 2018

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 26, 2018

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 23, 2018

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Mwanais (Guest) on May 23, 2018

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Mhina (Guest) on May 17, 2018

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Sumaya (Guest) on May 5, 2018

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Ann Awino (Guest) on May 4, 2018

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 25, 2018

🤣 This one got me good!

Latifa (Guest) on April 25, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Nyota (Guest) on April 18, 2018

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Fadhili (Guest) on April 10, 2018

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 9, 2018

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Mustafa (Guest) on April 6, 2018

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Nashon (Guest) on March 19, 2018

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Peter Mbise (Guest) on March 6, 2018

😂 This is a keeper!

Rehema (Guest) on March 4, 2018

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Mashaka (Guest) on March 4, 2018

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 26, 2018

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on February 25, 2018

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Chiku (Guest) on February 19, 2018

😆 Saving this one!

Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 12, 2018

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 10, 2018

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Nassar (Guest) on February 2, 2018

😆 Still cracking up!

Safiya (Guest) on January 31, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 24, 2018

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Umi (Guest) on January 20, 2018

😂 Gotta save this!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 13, 2018

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴