Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 23, 2019

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Kijakazi (Guest) on March 21, 2019

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 20, 2019

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Makame (Guest) on March 19, 2019

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on March 5, 2019

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Mohamed (Guest) on March 4, 2019

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 28, 2019

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 28, 2019

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Raha (Guest) on February 24, 2019

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Mhina (Guest) on February 13, 2019

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Asha (Guest) on February 9, 2019

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Nahida (Guest) on February 4, 2019

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Anna Malela (Guest) on February 3, 2019

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Khamis (Guest) on February 2, 2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 2, 2019

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on January 28, 2019

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Neema (Guest) on January 1, 2019

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 26, 2018

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on December 22, 2018

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Majid (Guest) on December 7, 2018

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 7, 2018

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 22, 2018

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Baraka (Guest) on November 17, 2018

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 8, 2018

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Issack (Guest) on November 7, 2018

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 25, 2018

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 28, 2018

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Leila (Guest) on September 28, 2018

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 15, 2018

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

John Kamande (Guest) on September 6, 2018

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on September 4, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Kheri (Guest) on August 20, 2018

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 16, 2018

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on July 30, 2018

🤣 This one got me good!

Issa (Guest) on July 17, 2018

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Furaha (Guest) on July 12, 2018

😂 This is a keeper!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 3, 2018

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Mwinyi (Guest) on July 1, 2018

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Josephine (Guest) on June 28, 2018

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on June 22, 2018

🤣 This one’s fire!

Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 16, 2018

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 11, 2018

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 5, 2018

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Athumani (Guest) on May 31, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 15, 2018

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 13, 2018

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 10, 2018

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Kassim (Guest) on May 8, 2018

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Raha (Guest) on April 27, 2018

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

John Mwangi (Guest) on April 27, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on April 21, 2018

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 14, 2018

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Biashara (Guest) on April 1, 2018

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Sarafina (Guest) on March 28, 2018

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Khadija (Guest) on March 27, 2018

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 16, 2018

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Furaha (Guest) on February 27, 2018

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Jamila (Guest) on February 25, 2018

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 17, 2018

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Mwagonda (Guest) on February 13, 2018

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊