Short Answer: Because it was suspected of fowl play! 🦃🚓
Explanation: The turkey was arrested because it was involved in some mischief or mischievous activity, which is known as "fowl play" (a pun on "foul play" and the fact that turkeys are a type of fowl). The use of the turkey emoji adds a playful and humorous touch to the answer.
Mwakisu (Guest) on November 27, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Aziza (Guest) on November 21, 2019
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 12, 2019
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 10, 2019
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Mgeni (Guest) on November 10, 2019
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 7, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 6, 2019
Thanks Ackyshine
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 3, 2019
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Jamila (Guest) on November 2, 2019
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 30, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Rubea (Guest) on October 29, 2019
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 28, 2019
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Umi (Guest) on October 20, 2019
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 15, 2019
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 13, 2019
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 6, 2019
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Zuhura (Guest) on September 30, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 21, 2019
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Neema (Guest) on September 19, 2019
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Mwinyi (Guest) on September 15, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Khatib (Guest) on September 14, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Nashon (Guest) on September 9, 2019
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 7, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 6, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Masika (Guest) on August 23, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 31, 2019
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
John Mushi (Guest) on July 19, 2019
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Mwajabu (Guest) on July 15, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Salima (Guest) on July 8, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 2, 2019
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Shabani (Guest) on June 23, 2019
😂 So funny!
Tambwe (Guest) on June 19, 2019
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 19, 2019
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 14, 2019
😄 You got me good!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 8, 2019
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Khamis (Guest) on June 3, 2019
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Rukia (Guest) on June 2, 2019
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 26, 2019
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 20, 2019
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 15, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 11, 2019
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 7, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Safiya (Guest) on May 2, 2019
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Mwagonda (Guest) on April 20, 2019
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Halimah (Guest) on April 20, 2019
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 18, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Mchawi (Guest) on April 14, 2019
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 8, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Nahida (Guest) on April 4, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Mjaka (Guest) on April 3, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 29, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 24, 2019
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Kijakazi (Guest) on March 23, 2019
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on March 22, 2019
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 21, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Mtumwa (Guest) on March 20, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Mashaka (Guest) on February 7, 2019
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Maimuna (Guest) on February 6, 2019
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Mashaka (Guest) on February 4, 2019
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 3, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏