Short Answer: "You've got the 'write' stuff, pencil! ✏️💪"
Explanation: The paper is trying to cheer up the pencil and boost its confidence by using a play on words. By saying "You've got the 'write' stuff," the paper is essentially saying that the pencil is great at what it does, which is writing. The use of the pencil emoji adds to the light-heartedness and playful nature of the response.
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 23, 2020
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Mwanaidi (Guest) on January 19, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 10, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 30, 2019
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 29, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Brian Karanja (Guest) on December 25, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Neema (Guest) on December 22, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Safiya (Guest) on December 19, 2019
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Janet Wambura (Guest) on December 17, 2019
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Farida (Guest) on December 16, 2019
😃 Instant mood boost!
Zainab (Guest) on December 8, 2019
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 28, 2019
😆 Totally hilarious!
Nassor (Guest) on November 28, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
David Musyoka (Guest) on November 26, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on November 22, 2019
😂 This is a keeper!
Jafari (Guest) on October 12, 2019
😄 What a joke!
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 27, 2019
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 27, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Mwajuma (Guest) on September 22, 2019
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 8, 2019
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Umi (Guest) on September 3, 2019
😂 Sharing right away!
Wande (Guest) on August 26, 2019
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 22, 2019
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Abubakari (Guest) on August 9, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Rubea (Guest) on August 7, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Issack (Guest) on August 7, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Mwakisu (Guest) on July 27, 2019
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 6, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on July 3, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 2, 2019
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Chris Okello (Guest) on July 2, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Athumani (Guest) on June 24, 2019
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Grace Mushi (Guest) on June 22, 2019
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Hawa (Guest) on June 16, 2019
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Bakari (Guest) on June 14, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 11, 2019
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 9, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 1, 2019
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 18, 2019
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on May 7, 2019
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 27, 2019
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on April 25, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
John Mwangi (Guest) on April 23, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
George Wanjala (Guest) on April 19, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 15, 2019
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Halima (Guest) on April 11, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 27, 2019
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Mtumwa (Guest) on March 27, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Jabir (Guest) on March 20, 2019
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Raha (Guest) on March 14, 2019
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Mariam (Guest) on February 26, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Yusra (Guest) on February 21, 2019
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 15, 2019
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Mhina (Guest) on February 4, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 29, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Issa (Guest) on January 28, 2019
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Zakia (Guest) on January 23, 2019
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 22, 2019
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Kassim (Guest) on January 17, 2019
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 15, 2019
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆