Short Answer: Fry-day! π
Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! ππ₯
What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
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Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 7, 2019
I havenβt lost my mind. Itβs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πΎπ€―
Jane Muthui (Guest) on August 28, 2019
Whatβs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ππ’
Michael Mboya (Guest) on August 19, 2019
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! π
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 15, 2019
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
Ahmed (Guest) on August 14, 2019
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 10, 2019
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ππ€£
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 6, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
Jaffar (Guest) on August 3, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. π·π
Mustafa (Guest) on August 2, 2019
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on August 1, 2019
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬
Zakia (Guest) on July 29, 2019
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
Mwajuma (Guest) on July 11, 2019
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
Husna (Guest) on July 10, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not so sure. π€·ββοΈπ
Khadija (Guest) on July 9, 2019
Iβm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ππ§
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 8, 2019
I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ
Rabia (Guest) on July 7, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
Kiza (Guest) on July 5, 2019
Why donβt eggs tell jokes? Theyβd crack each other up! π₯π€£
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 4, 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! βπ
Zawadi (Guest) on July 1, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 29, 2019
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πΌπΈ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 26, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. β‘π΄
Neema (Guest) on June 13, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 17, 2019
π Totally didnβt see that coming!
Mwanaidha (Guest) on May 16, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
Fatuma (Guest) on May 15, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πποΈ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 13, 2019
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
Nyota (Guest) on May 6, 2019
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Zakaria (Guest) on April 21, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
Abdullah (Guest) on April 20, 2019
Iβm definitely telling this one to my friends! π
Salima (Guest) on April 19, 2019
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Mohamed (Guest) on April 17, 2019
The road to success is always under construction. π§ποΈ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on April 14, 2019
Iβm not saying Iβm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? π¦ΈββοΈπ€«
Selemani (Guest) on April 13, 2019
π Too good!
Salima (Guest) on April 8, 2019
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
Khamis (Guest) on April 8, 2019
π Laughing so hard right now!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 7, 2019
Thanks Ackyshine
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 3, 2019
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. π΄
Victor Malima (Guest) on March 30, 2019
The best part of going to work is coming back home. π‘πΌ
Muslima (Guest) on March 28, 2019
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! πΆπ§»
Omari (Guest) on March 26, 2019
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back? A stick! πͺπΏ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 21, 2019
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
Zawadi (Guest) on March 15, 2019
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Khadija (Guest) on March 11, 2019
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ€
Salum (Guest) on March 7, 2019
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 26, 2019
π This made my day!
Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 25, 2019
π This is too funny!
Husna (Guest) on February 12, 2019
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 4, 2019
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 27, 2019
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βοΈπ§΅
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 12, 2019
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 28, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 26, 2018
Whatβs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! π°π€
Nassor (Guest) on December 21, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. π©π
Mwafirika (Guest) on December 17, 2018
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 17, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
Mchuma (Guest) on December 15, 2018
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 13, 2018
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Halima (Guest) on December 7, 2018
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 21, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 16, 2018
π Iβm dying!