Short Answer: Because they don't want to quack up mid-flight! π¦π
Explanation: Ducks are known for their quacking sound, which is their way of communicating. Since telling jokes would require them to make different sounds, they avoid it while flying to avoid any potential mishaps. After all, it wouldn't be very graceful for a duck to burst into laughter mid-flight! So, they save their jokes for when they're safely on the ground. π€π¬οΈ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 13, 2020
π You got me!
Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 13, 2020
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
Jamal (Guest) on October 27, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπ
James Mduma (Guest) on October 20, 2020
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Nassor (Guest) on October 16, 2020
Whatβs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ππ’
Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 13, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πΈπ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 4, 2020
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
Grace Minja (Guest) on September 26, 2020
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite letter? You think itβs R, but it be the C! π΄ββ οΈπ
Aziza (Guest) on September 19, 2020
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 17, 2020
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 2, 2020
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ
Mtumwa (Guest) on September 1, 2020
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
Amir (Guest) on August 30, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youβre too young to smoke! π π
Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 29, 2020
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 25, 2020
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
John Lissu (Guest) on August 20, 2020
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
Jafari (Guest) on August 17, 2020
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
Salum (Guest) on August 13, 2020
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ππ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 4, 2020
π I havenβt laughed this hard in a while!
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 31, 2020
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Mustafa (Guest) on July 29, 2020
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 28, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. π¦πΈ
Mwakisu (Guest) on July 26, 2020
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 23, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
Rashid (Guest) on July 22, 2020
Whoever said money canβt buy happiness didnβt know where to shop. π΅ποΈ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 21, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 20, 2020
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 1, 2020
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 29, 2020
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
Hawa (Guest) on June 29, 2020
Iβm not late. Iβm just very early for tomorrow. β°π
Tambwe (Guest) on June 19, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on June 12, 2020
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 9, 2020
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 29, 2020
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 11, 2020
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Victor Malima (Guest) on May 10, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. π»π
Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 9, 2020
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
George Ndungu (Guest) on May 1, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
Nyota (Guest) on April 16, 2020
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πβ¨
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 10, 2020
π Gotta save this!
David Musyoka (Guest) on April 7, 2020
If at first, you donβt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. π©βπ§π€·ββοΈ
Faiza (Guest) on April 5, 2020
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. π°π
Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 4, 2020
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ππ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 3, 2020
Running late is my cardio. ππββοΈ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 2, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youβre innocent.' π¬π
Warda (Guest) on March 27, 2020
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 16, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
Khamis (Guest) on March 5, 2020
π I had to share this with everyone!
Kassim (Guest) on March 4, 2020
π€£ Pure genius!
Kahina (Guest) on March 1, 2020
π€£ Sharing this with everyone!
Bahati (Guest) on February 27, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! πΆπ§»
Baridi (Guest) on February 22, 2020
I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 18, 2020
π This is gold!
Binti (Guest) on February 17, 2020
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iβll go on ahead! π©πββοΈ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 10, 2020
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on January 26, 2020
Iβm not saying Iβm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? π¦ΈββοΈπ€«
Khadija (Guest) on January 24, 2020
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
Chiku (Guest) on December 27, 2019
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
Mwalimu (Guest) on December 18, 2019
I was having a bad day until I read this! π
John Lissu (Guest) on December 11, 2019
Why donβt koalas make great detectives? Theyβre terrible at following koal-ifications! π¨π΅οΈββοΈ