The best dance partner for monsters is "Boogie-monster!" 🕺💃
Explanation: The boogie-monster is the ultimate dancing expert of the monster world! With its funky moves and groovy vibes, it can make any dance floor come alive. So, if you ever need a partner to bust a move with, look no further than the boogie-monster! 🎉🎶
Sarafina (Guest) on November 27, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 22, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 17, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 11, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 7, 2020
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Rubea (Guest) on November 7, 2020
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Halima (Guest) on November 2, 2020
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Muslima (Guest) on October 16, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
James Malima (Guest) on October 14, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
David Musyoka (Guest) on September 15, 2020
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 30, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 10, 2020
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 6, 2020
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Shamim (Guest) on July 27, 2020
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on July 15, 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 10, 2020
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 10, 2020
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 8, 2020
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Mzee (Guest) on June 25, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Salum (Guest) on June 20, 2020
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Kahina (Guest) on June 17, 2020
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 15, 2020
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 14, 2020
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 11, 2020
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Masika (Guest) on May 31, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Nyota (Guest) on May 25, 2020
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Yusuf (Guest) on May 19, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Shamim (Guest) on May 16, 2020
😅 I needed that!
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 14, 2020
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Hassan (Guest) on May 10, 2020
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 10, 2020
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on May 8, 2020
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Mwafirika (Guest) on May 5, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Ann Awino (Guest) on May 1, 2020
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 5, 2020
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Maulid (Guest) on March 29, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Mjaka (Guest) on March 24, 2020
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Yusra (Guest) on March 12, 2020
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 10, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Grace Minja (Guest) on February 28, 2020
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 26, 2020
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Abubakar (Guest) on February 17, 2020
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Victor Malima (Guest) on February 6, 2020
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 28, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 20, 2020
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on January 19, 2020
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 16, 2020
😂 I’m dying!
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 7, 2020
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 6, 2020
😁 This made my day!
Tambwe (Guest) on December 26, 2019
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 24, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Janet Wambura (Guest) on December 16, 2019
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Zawadi (Guest) on December 16, 2019
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Mhina (Guest) on December 15, 2019
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 15, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 14, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Mgeni (Guest) on December 10, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Sharifa (Guest) on December 4, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 3, 2019
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 2, 2019
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️