What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house?

Maimuna (Guest) on October 13, 2020

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 12, 2020

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 7, 2020

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Chiku (Guest) on October 4, 2020

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 27, 2020

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Rahim (Guest) on September 25, 2020

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

David Nyerere (Guest) on September 22, 2020

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

James Malima (Guest) on September 10, 2020

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 7, 2020

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Mary Njeri (Guest) on September 6, 2020

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on September 5, 2020

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Mwachumu (Guest) on September 1, 2020

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Mwalimu (Guest) on August 31, 2020

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Khatib (Guest) on August 27, 2020

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 19, 2020

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Rabia (Guest) on August 18, 2020

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 17, 2020

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 11, 2020

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 1, 2020

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Hekima (Guest) on July 29, 2020

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on July 28, 2020

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 28, 2020

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Chris Okello (Guest) on July 26, 2020

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Abdullah (Guest) on July 24, 2020

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Selemani (Guest) on July 14, 2020

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on July 12, 2020

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 9, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Sofia (Guest) on June 11, 2020

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on June 9, 2020

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Husna (Guest) on June 8, 2020

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 5, 2020

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 13, 2020

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 12, 2020

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 9, 2020

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Azima (Guest) on May 6, 2020

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 27, 2020

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Wande (Guest) on April 16, 2020

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Mwafirika (Guest) on April 8, 2020

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 5, 2020

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Mary Kendi (Guest) on March 31, 2020

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

James Malima (Guest) on March 26, 2020

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Fadhili (Guest) on March 25, 2020

😆 Saving this one!

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 24, 2020

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Nyota (Guest) on March 14, 2020

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on March 12, 2020

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Violet Mumo (Guest) on March 3, 2020

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Fatuma (Guest) on February 25, 2020

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Salma (Guest) on February 15, 2020

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Muslima (Guest) on February 7, 2020

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Zakaria (Guest) on February 2, 2020

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Mwakisu (Guest) on January 29, 2020

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Salma (Guest) on January 29, 2020

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 18, 2020

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

David Musyoka (Guest) on January 14, 2020

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 30, 2019

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Rashid (Guest) on December 10, 2019

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 4, 2019

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Majid (Guest) on November 30, 2019

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 27, 2019

😂 Can't stop laughing!

David Musyoka (Guest) on November 15, 2019

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️