Q: What makes a skeleton laugh?
A: 😂🦴 A tickle in its funny bone!
Explanation: Skeletons don't have muscles or nerves, so they can't physically laugh. But just like humans, if they had a funny bone, a tickle on it would make them burst into laughter. Even though it's a funny riddle, it's a reminder that skeletons are always ready to find humor in the most bone-tickling situations! 😄🤖
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 19, 2020
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 18, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Fatuma (Guest) on December 12, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Nasra (Guest) on December 10, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 6, 2020
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Francis Mrope (Guest) on November 29, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 26, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Mazrui (Guest) on November 21, 2020
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Josephine (Guest) on November 16, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Ali (Guest) on November 7, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on November 5, 2020
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 28, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Mwinyi (Guest) on October 26, 2020
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 19, 2020
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Khalifa (Guest) on October 13, 2020
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Raha (Guest) on October 10, 2020
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Sultan (Guest) on October 9, 2020
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Abdullah (Guest) on September 30, 2020
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Mjaka (Guest) on September 29, 2020
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Mwafirika (Guest) on September 26, 2020
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Neema (Guest) on September 23, 2020
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Neema (Guest) on September 17, 2020
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Daudi (Guest) on September 17, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 9, 2020
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Mwinyi (Guest) on September 5, 2020
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 30, 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Ramadhan (Guest) on August 19, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Mwanahawa (Guest) on August 18, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 9, 2020
😁 This made my day!
David Chacha (Guest) on August 9, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 8, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Wande (Guest) on August 5, 2020
😂 I’m dying!
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 4, 2020
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Arifa (Guest) on August 4, 2020
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Shamim (Guest) on July 20, 2020
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 4, 2020
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 2, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Bakari (Guest) on June 24, 2020
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Fadhila (Guest) on June 23, 2020
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Samuel Were (Guest) on June 16, 2020
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 16, 2020
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 9, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 4, 2020
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Juma (Guest) on June 2, 2020
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 27, 2020
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 3, 2020
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 27, 2020
😄 Perfect joke!
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 26, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Mchuma (Guest) on April 25, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 16, 2020
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Juma (Guest) on March 29, 2020
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Masika (Guest) on March 26, 2020
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 24, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on March 24, 2020
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Shabani (Guest) on March 23, 2020
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 16, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 15, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 15, 2020
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Anna Malela (Guest) on March 6, 2020
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on March 6, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨