What do witches order at hotels?

Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 12, 2021

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Nashon (Guest) on January 6, 2021

😂 This joke just made my day!

Shabani (Guest) on January 1, 2021

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Abubakari (Guest) on December 30, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Shamim (Guest) on December 27, 2020

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Nyota (Guest) on December 16, 2020

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Khamis (Guest) on November 25, 2020

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Mohamed (Guest) on October 24, 2020

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 23, 2020

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Mwalimu (Guest) on October 22, 2020

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on October 13, 2020

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 10, 2020

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 4, 2020

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Abubakari (Guest) on September 1, 2020

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 30, 2020

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Saidi (Guest) on August 24, 2020

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Abubakar (Guest) on August 22, 2020

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Jabir (Guest) on August 16, 2020

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on August 13, 2020

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 31, 2020

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 25, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Fatuma (Guest) on July 3, 2020

😁 This just made my day!

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on June 21, 2020

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 18, 2020

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

John Mwangi (Guest) on June 17, 2020

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 13, 2020

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 10, 2020

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Asha (Guest) on June 9, 2020

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Francis Mrope (Guest) on June 1, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 29, 2020

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Zuhura (Guest) on May 27, 2020

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Safiya (Guest) on May 22, 2020

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 13, 2020

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Mustafa (Guest) on May 11, 2020

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 17, 2020

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 12, 2020

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Ann Awino (Guest) on April 12, 2020

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Mohamed (Guest) on April 9, 2020

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on April 1, 2020

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Rabia (Guest) on March 28, 2020

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 19, 2020

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Ndoto (Guest) on March 10, 2020

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Sekela (Guest) on February 8, 2020

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Athumani (Guest) on February 5, 2020

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on February 2, 2020

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Abdullah (Guest) on January 29, 2020

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Biashara (Guest) on January 28, 2020

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 24, 2020

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 14, 2020

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 5, 2020

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Warda (Guest) on January 3, 2020

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 1, 2020

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on December 27, 2019

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 20, 2019

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 14, 2019

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Safiya (Guest) on December 13, 2019

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Kassim (Guest) on December 9, 2019

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Kijakazi (Guest) on December 9, 2019

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Muslima (Guest) on December 1, 2019

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on November 30, 2019

😂 I’m dying!