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Kichekesho cha mke wa mvuvi

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CHEKA KIDOGO

MVUVI MASKINI NA MKEWE MALAYA.
Mvuvi mmoja alikua akiishi na mke wake huku
akiwa hajui kama mkewe malaya,
Leo hii kamuaga mkewe baada ya kuondka
mkewe akaanza kuingiza wanaume kama
kawaida
Hawara 1;nakupenda
Mke Wa Mvuvi;oke, Nipe Penz Haraka Kabla
Mume wngu hajarudi.
Hawara 1;oke!
Basi picha likaanza wakati wanaendelea mara
mlango ukagongwa, akamwambia hawara mume
wangu huyo jifiche darini jamaa akafanya,, mke
wa mvuvi akaelekea mlangon kumbe alikua
hawara 2.
mke wa mvuvi; aaahaa kumbe ni wewe nilijua
mume wangu bas njo haraka kabla mume wangu
hajarudi..
picha likaendelea huku wa darini akiona vyote,
mlangon kukagongwa
mke wa mvuvi; mume wangu hyo jifiche uvungun
jamaa akafanya kisha mke akajikoki kumpokea
mumewe,
mke wa mvvi; oooh! mume wngu pole umechoka
eeh leo umepata samaki mkubwa nashukuru sana
tulikua hatuna mboga
mvuvi;usinishukuru mimi mshukuru aliye juu.
hawara 1; sipo mwenyewe mwingine yupo
uvunguni… 

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