Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?

Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 21, 2021

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Raha (Guest) on December 14, 2021

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 10, 2021

😆 Bookmarking this!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 2, 2021

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Nassor (Guest) on November 22, 2021

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 14, 2021

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 13, 2021

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Makame (Guest) on November 7, 2021

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Nasra (Guest) on November 3, 2021

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 22, 2021

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 17, 2021

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on October 13, 2021

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 12, 2021

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 2, 2021

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 25, 2021

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 6, 2021

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Robert Okello (Guest) on September 5, 2021

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on September 4, 2021

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Jaffar (Guest) on September 2, 2021

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Mazrui (Guest) on September 1, 2021

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Saidi (Guest) on August 28, 2021

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 20, 2021

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Latifa (Guest) on August 18, 2021

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 12, 2021

😅 I needed that!

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 4, 2021

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Zubeida (Guest) on July 31, 2021

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 23, 2021

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 22, 2021

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 19, 2021

🤣 This one got me good!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 18, 2021

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 13, 2021

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on July 12, 2021

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

James Kimani (Guest) on July 3, 2021

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Daudi (Guest) on June 24, 2021

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 22, 2021

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Mgeni (Guest) on June 19, 2021

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 12, 2021

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 3, 2021

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 1, 2021

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 22, 2021

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 21, 2021

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Anna Malela (Guest) on May 15, 2021

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Mwagonda (Guest) on May 13, 2021

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 6, 2021

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 2, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Salum (Guest) on April 30, 2021

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 29, 2021

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Nahida (Guest) on April 28, 2021

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Omar (Guest) on April 25, 2021

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 25, 2021

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 24, 2021

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

George Mallya (Guest) on April 22, 2021

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Francis Mrope (Guest) on April 19, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 19, 2021

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 18, 2021

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 13, 2021

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 24, 2021

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 23, 2021

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Mjaka (Guest) on March 16, 2021

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Mwinyi (Guest) on February 20, 2021

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆