A tornado's favorite game to play is... Twister! 🌪️🌪️🌪️
Explanation: Twister is a well-known game where players have to twist and contort their bodies to match the colors on a mat. Since tornadoes are notorious for twisting and turning, it's only fitting that their favorite game would be Twister! Plus, it adds a humorous twist (pun intended!) to the concept of a tornado playing a game. The tornado emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the answer. 🌪️😄
Omar (Guest) on August 14, 2021
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
John Malisa (Guest) on August 4, 2021
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Francis Njeru (Guest) on July 13, 2021
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
George Tenga (Guest) on July 5, 2021
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on July 4, 2021
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 30, 2021
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Rukia (Guest) on June 24, 2021
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Kheri (Guest) on June 17, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Zakaria (Guest) on June 12, 2021
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 11, 2021
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Shamsa (Guest) on June 6, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 4, 2021
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Warda (Guest) on May 16, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Mzee (Guest) on May 15, 2021
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 14, 2021
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Sumaya (Guest) on May 8, 2021
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 7, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 6, 2021
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 4, 2021
🤣 This one’s fire!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 23, 2021
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Omari (Guest) on April 19, 2021
🤣 Sending this now!
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 18, 2021
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 13, 2021
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Zakaria (Guest) on April 5, 2021
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 1, 2021
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Neema (Guest) on March 22, 2021
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 1, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Grace Minja (Guest) on February 27, 2021
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Maida (Guest) on February 22, 2021
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Salma (Guest) on February 11, 2021
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Sharifa (Guest) on February 10, 2021
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Alice Mrema (Guest) on February 6, 2021
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
George Ndungu (Guest) on January 30, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Sekela (Guest) on January 20, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 12, 2021
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on January 9, 2021
😅 I needed that laugh!
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on December 29, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 24, 2020
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 6, 2020
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 5, 2020
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Joy Wacera (Guest) on December 2, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Maneno (Guest) on December 1, 2020
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 27, 2020
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 21, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 21, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Hashim (Guest) on November 16, 2020
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Daudi (Guest) on November 13, 2020
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 10, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
James Malima (Guest) on November 10, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Omar (Guest) on November 8, 2020
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on November 6, 2020
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Ramadhan (Guest) on November 2, 2020
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Victor Malima (Guest) on October 31, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 13, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 12, 2020
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Sofia (Guest) on October 6, 2020
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Jane Malecela (Guest) on September 29, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Khalifa (Guest) on September 28, 2020
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 17, 2020
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 16, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆