Q: What makes a skeleton laugh?
A: π𦴠A tickle in its funny bone!
Explanation: Skeletons don't have muscles or nerves, so they can't physically laugh. But just like humans, if they had a funny bone, a tickle on it would make them burst into laughter. Even though it's a funny riddle, it's a reminder that skeletons are always ready to find humor in the most bone-tickling situations! ππ€
Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 15, 2021
The best part of going to work is coming back home. π‘πΌ
Mohamed (Guest) on December 9, 2021
Iβve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πΈπ
Juma (Guest) on November 19, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! π π
Alice Jebet (Guest) on November 3, 2021
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
Abubakar (Guest) on October 31, 2021
π This is gold!
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 18, 2021
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 18, 2021
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 17, 2021
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 3, 2021
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ππ
Biashara (Guest) on October 1, 2021
π Nailed it!
Latifa (Guest) on September 29, 2021
Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ
Sumaya (Guest) on September 13, 2021
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 27, 2021
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 27, 2021
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
Selemani (Guest) on August 24, 2021
Donβt make me adult today. π¬π§Έ
Mjaka (Guest) on August 22, 2021
Itβs not that Iβm lazy, Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Aziza (Guest) on August 19, 2021
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
Mwanais (Guest) on August 17, 2021
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ππ€
Zakia (Guest) on August 10, 2021
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!
Samuel Were (Guest) on August 10, 2021
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
Yusra (Guest) on July 22, 2021
π Needed this laugh, thanks!
Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 14, 2021
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 13, 2021
π Canβt wait to share this!
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 6, 2021
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Maneno (Guest) on July 2, 2021
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 2, 2021
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! π°
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on June 30, 2021
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! π β½
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on June 10, 2021
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ππ₯
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on June 8, 2021
Iβm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itβs impossible to put down! ππ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 7, 2021
Why donβt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ππ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 5, 2021
Life is too short to wear boring socks. π§¦π
Mjaka (Guest) on June 1, 2021
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ππ
Kazija (Guest) on May 27, 2021
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 24, 2021
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 14, 2021
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on May 1, 2021
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
Faiza (Guest) on April 15, 2021
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 12, 2021
π Best laugh of the day!
Maida (Guest) on April 8, 2021
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 27, 2021
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnβt tried chocolate. π«π
Violet Mumo (Guest) on March 21, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
Nchi (Guest) on March 15, 2021
π Laughing so hard right now!
Nyota (Guest) on March 11, 2021
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πποΈ
Masika (Guest) on March 10, 2021
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
Rahim (Guest) on March 7, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. π€·ββοΈπ€
Grace Minja (Guest) on February 26, 2021
π Gotta save this!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 23, 2021
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 16, 2021
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
David Kawawa (Guest) on February 12, 2021
Iβm definitely telling this one to my friends! π
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 11, 2021
π I had to share this with everyone!
Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 5, 2021
Whatβs a ghostβs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! π»π₯§
Nashon (Guest) on February 3, 2021
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ππ¬
Susan Wangari (Guest) on January 29, 2021
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 17, 2021
I always give 100% at workβ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... π π
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 16, 2021
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. π‘π
Shani (Guest) on January 9, 2021
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 6, 2021
What do you call a bear thatβs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! π»π§οΈ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 3, 2021
Monday should be optional. π΄β³
Rabia (Guest) on January 2, 2021
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
Kiza (Guest) on December 22, 2020
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ