Issa (Guest) on January 12, 2022

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 3, 2022

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 28, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on December 28, 2021

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Sharifa (Guest) on December 8, 2021

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Rehema (Guest) on November 25, 2021

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Chris Okello (Guest) on November 22, 2021

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

John Lissu (Guest) on November 12, 2021

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Wande (Guest) on November 7, 2021

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Sarafina (Guest) on November 2, 2021

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

James Kawawa (Guest) on October 20, 2021

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 19, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Rukia (Guest) on October 12, 2021

😂 This joke just made my day!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on October 4, 2021

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Masika (Guest) on October 4, 2021

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Selemani (Guest) on October 4, 2021

😂 I’m saving this one!

Nchi (Guest) on September 24, 2021

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Sarafina (Guest) on September 20, 2021

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

John Malisa (Guest) on September 16, 2021

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Yusuf (Guest) on September 6, 2021

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on September 1, 2021

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 30, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 25, 2021

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Rashid (Guest) on August 5, 2021

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 24, 2021

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Zainab (Guest) on July 21, 2021

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Chum (Guest) on July 20, 2021

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Makame (Guest) on July 17, 2021

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

David Nyerere (Guest) on July 16, 2021

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on July 12, 2021

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 7, 2021

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Shamsa (Guest) on May 31, 2021

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 31, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 29, 2021

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Rukia (Guest) on May 26, 2021

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 19, 2021

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 14, 2021

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Makame (Guest) on May 5, 2021

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Nancy Komba (Guest) on May 4, 2021

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 30, 2021

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Zuhura (Guest) on April 23, 2021

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Shamim (Guest) on April 3, 2021

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Ann Awino (Guest) on April 2, 2021

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Rubea (Guest) on March 29, 2021

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 11, 2021

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 9, 2021

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Neema (Guest) on February 28, 2021

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Nashon (Guest) on February 26, 2021

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

James Mduma (Guest) on February 23, 2021

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 18, 2021

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

David Chacha (Guest) on February 12, 2021

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Daudi (Guest) on February 11, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Salma (Guest) on February 4, 2021

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Safiya (Guest) on January 26, 2021

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 26, 2021

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Kassim (Guest) on January 23, 2021

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Nashon (Guest) on January 23, 2021

😄 You got me good!

Abdillah (Guest) on January 11, 2021

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 2, 2021

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Tambwe (Guest) on December 30, 2020

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜