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Mama alichukuwa simu akampa mwanawe. Mama..Mpigie babako mwambie chakula tayari. (Mtoto akachukuwa na kupiga) Mtoto…Mama simu ya baba imepokelewa na mwanamke. (Mama kwa hasira) Akirud atanitambua leo. (Baada ya muda kidogo baba akarud,kufika mlangon tu kapokewa na sufuria ya kichwa. Hajakaa vzur mwiko wa pua) Mama..Mwanangu ulipopiga simu ya babako mwanamke wake alisemaje?? Mtoto..Alisema mteja unaempigia hapatikan kwa sasa…..

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