A scarecrow's favorite fruit? 🤔 Well, obviously, it's STRAW-berries! 🍓🌾
Explanation: A scarecrow is made out of straw and placed in fields to scare away birds. By combining the word "straw" with "berries," we create a pun that sounds like "strawberries" but also relates to the scarecrow's material. The use of the 🌾 emoji adds visual humor and helps to enhance the playfulness of the answer.
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Issack (Guest) on September 23, 2022
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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James Mduma (Guest) on September 13, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Issa (Guest) on September 7, 2022
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 30, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Mwafirika (Guest) on August 23, 2022
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 15, 2022
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Rahim (Guest) on August 9, 2022
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Rukia (Guest) on August 8, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Mustafa (Guest) on August 1, 2022
😂 Gotta save this!
Saidi (Guest) on July 30, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Nasra (Guest) on July 29, 2022
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 24, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Josephine (Guest) on July 14, 2022
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on July 10, 2022
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Victor Malima (Guest) on June 30, 2022
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Kazija (Guest) on June 28, 2022
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Majid (Guest) on June 26, 2022
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
George Ndungu (Guest) on June 20, 2022
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 20, 2022
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Ali (Guest) on May 31, 2022
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 22, 2022
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 22, 2022
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 21, 2022
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 20, 2022
😄 You got me!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on May 16, 2022
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 11, 2022
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 9, 2022
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 7, 2022
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Khatib (Guest) on April 29, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 21, 2022
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on April 8, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Arifa (Guest) on March 29, 2022
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Nassor (Guest) on March 26, 2022
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Tambwe (Guest) on March 26, 2022
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Ibrahim (Guest) on March 7, 2022
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 3, 2022
😆 That punchline was epic!
John Mushi (Guest) on February 28, 2022
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on February 10, 2022
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 28, 2022
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 28, 2022
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Warda (Guest) on January 27, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 23, 2022
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 20, 2022
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 16, 2022
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Mustafa (Guest) on January 2, 2022
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 22, 2021
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Shani (Guest) on December 17, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on December 6, 2021
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Shani (Guest) on November 12, 2021
😂 I’m dying!
Mustafa (Guest) on November 5, 2021
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 28, 2021
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 26, 2021
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 24, 2021
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Shabani (Guest) on October 13, 2021
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 30, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Arifa (Guest) on September 26, 2021
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 25, 2021
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻