Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"
Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji π adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 8, 2022
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 21, 2022
Whatβs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! π£πΊ
Faiza (Guest) on September 20, 2022
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
Ali (Guest) on September 2, 2022
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
Azima (Guest) on September 2, 2022
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Baraka (Guest) on September 2, 2022
π This joke just made my day!
Fadhili (Guest) on August 27, 2022
π€£ Sending this now!
Abdillah (Guest) on August 24, 2022
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
Sekela (Guest) on August 7, 2022
π Perfect joke!
Ann Awino (Guest) on July 30, 2022
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 28, 2022
π Can't stop laughing!
George Tenga (Guest) on July 11, 2022
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ππ
Chum (Guest) on June 23, 2022
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! π₯π¦
Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 22, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
James Mduma (Guest) on June 19, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. π€·ββοΈπ€
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 12, 2022
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
Farida (Guest) on June 11, 2022
Donβt make me adult today. π¬π§Έ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 10, 2022
Why donβt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ππ
Mwachumu (Guest) on June 3, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on May 30, 2022
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. π±π΄
Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 18, 2022
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itβs a beautiful day. βοΈπ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 7, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π ποΈ
Asha (Guest) on May 7, 2022
π This just made my day!
Halima (Guest) on May 6, 2022
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§
Makame (Guest) on April 28, 2022
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π π
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 26, 2022
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
Amir (Guest) on April 20, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ππ¦
Zawadi (Guest) on April 17, 2022
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
Rahma (Guest) on April 9, 2022
π€£ That twist at the end, though!
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 8, 2022
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
Halima (Guest) on April 8, 2022
My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
Fikiri (Guest) on April 6, 2022
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
Jaffar (Guest) on April 1, 2022
What do you call a snowmanβs dog? A slush puppy! βπ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 26, 2022
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. π‘π§Ό
Nyota (Guest) on March 25, 2022
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! π₯π₯
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 2, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
Umi (Guest) on February 12, 2022
The road to success is always under construction. π§ποΈ
Selemani (Guest) on February 11, 2022
If Cinderellaβs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? π π€
Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 11, 2022
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
Nasra (Guest) on January 31, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 18, 2022
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
Arifa (Guest) on January 11, 2022
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 7, 2022
Iβve got to remember this one for later! π
Sarafina (Guest) on January 3, 2022
π That punchline!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 16, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πΊπ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 15, 2021
π What a joke!
Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 22, 2021
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπ
Sofia (Guest) on November 20, 2021
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? π΄πΉ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 16, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 16, 2021
Iβm not overweight. Iβm just under-tall. ποΈββοΈπ€
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 11, 2021
Why donβt koalas make great detectives? Theyβre terrible at following koal-ifications! π¨π΅οΈββοΈ
Issack (Guest) on November 9, 2021
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 6, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ππ―
Sumaya (Guest) on November 4, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ππ
Kheri (Guest) on November 4, 2021
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
Mwagonda (Guest) on October 30, 2021
Whatβs a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ππ
Zakia (Guest) on October 23, 2021
Iβm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ππ¬
Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 13, 2021
π This is a keeper!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 10, 2021
Why donβt scientists trust stairs? Theyβre always leading you up to something! π§ͺπͺ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 9, 2021
Whatβs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! π©π€